Hardwick always came off as fraudulent in his nerd enthusiasms, a pretty-boy actor glomming on to a then-underfilled niche to propel himself into fame but, damn, I always had him pegged as just your standard Hollywood narcissist-douchebag, not a full-on monster. Damn.

I paraphrase Twain on golf to say “Poutine is a good cheese fries ruined”.

That Trumpian lack of empathy, where you so lack the ability to care about another human being that you ACTIVELY BELIEVE no one has the ability to be loving or altruistic without it being a trick. The key to success here in The Bad Timeline, I guess.

You beat me to this! If I wanted the taste of gin, I would set fire to last year’s Christmas tree and eat that.

Ruining your marriage to try and save your career is A Process.

I enjoy that the only sport more fucked up and corrupt than American football is international football. Symmetry there.

The fact that your Bob Kraft sounds exactly like nonagenarian serial killer youtube movie reviewer Mr. Plinkett is just... *Italian chef kiss the sky*... MWAH.

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

The entire ethos of the NFL is “see that racist old rich guy? listen to him no matter what” so... yeah. I’m not surprised here.

Hey, at least it isn’t the US this time.

Going with a modified Justice League cartoon line-up is a strong sign they know what they’re doing. To me Cyborg will always be a Titan not JLA but I’ll admit that I am older and maybe I’m outta touch. The Grant Morrison Big 7 plus Hawkgirl, Green Arrow, Black Canary and mmmmmmmaybe Plastic Man is how I’d do it but I…

This is Peak Shitposting in 2018, the Peak Year for shitposting.

I mean, it’s been the focus of their entire lives since they were probably eight or nine if they were talented enough to even have a cup of coffee in the majors so... it’s hard to quit.

I sort of enjoy how AAA is turning into a “where are they now?” holding pen for flash-in-the-pan major leaguers again and AA is becoming more and more where the actual prospects are seasoned. Having more “I used to see you on the teevee!” going on at AAA games is rad.

Oh yeah, for sure, you gotta have a light touch with how much banana you use because of how much more dense it is than the mallow for cook times, once, and how overpowering the fruitiness can be as a flavor in comparison to the relatively mild flavors of the cracker and the mallow is. It’d be really easy to only taste…

It’s a damn waste of an opportunity when someone hacks a public account like this and all they can go is DUR DUR DUR RACISM CUM DUR DUR. I want my pirated media to be sublimely strange.

That redheaded Archie looking motherfucker second from the left in the title photo, that can’t be human. That has to be a discarded attempt at creating a boyband of androids, right?

As someone from northern NY I can tell you, yes, that is peak Utica.

Weirdly, though, this one is the clincher for me that, yes, he is better than Jordan. Look at this game and how many times he was screwed over while carrying a team that is basically Kevin Love at 75% and a bag of mesh jerseys... against one of the best teams in the history of the sport... AND HE STILL ALMOST WON.

“Which is more disgusting, the NFL or the NCAA?” just keeps devolving into a series of “No, you hold MY beer!” one-ups-man-ship.