So Coulson dies so that he can be “properly” resurrected in the tag at the end of Avengers 4, right? This is where we’re going with this?

While his stubborn dickishness is the spice to this story for sure, the meat of it is simple: a player who was brilliant on his physical talent came out of the other end of a series of injuries unable to make up for, with craft, the talent irrevocably gone. The Mets should’ve handled it better, Harvey should’ve…

Bragging that you don’t care about getting your partner off is the weirdest goddamned brag on Earth.

Mistaking the Knicks for a big-time team just because they happen to be in a big-time city is the mistake you have made here.

“We’re giving you an education that you’re not allowed to get anything out of because you have to take all the easiest classes to be an athlete and it’s not worth a thousandth of what we’re making off you but feel lucky!”

Oh boy, they’re going full “Technic Lee’s Twitter response” on this one, huh? JESUSING CHRIST.

Just a weird note here... this article sets up “putting in advertising” as the worst case scenario, “some day might even drop ads into the app”, and positions data tracking as not nearly as bad.

Sadly, Kanye isn’t being stupid, he’s being a supremely amoral businessman. He knows that anyone who sides with Trump gets MAGA-monster money thrown at him and he doesn’t CARE about the ramifications of his actions. There’s money to be made from a market screaming to throw their money at the illusion of “having an…

I think that’s why he’s one of the “ashed”, so they don’t have to deal with it directly. It... does fit his well-meaning-but-lacking-control character, hell, maybe they’ll make it part of his growth arc in his own flicks.

Original NES had Dragon Warrior 3, therefore NES.

If you really want to go crazy, there’s a youtube reviewer Linkara who tries to review every season of it as if it’s a coherent artistic vision and not a mash-up of cheap madness. He seems to like it, for reasons I can’t understand, but it’s hard to look away and hard to not... admire his obvious love for it even…

Ain’t nothing grosser than gin. If I wanted that flavour, I’d see my Christmas tree on fire and eat it.

Hot take: cold coffee is still a good coffee wasted. a little ice to cool it down from scalding to just normal-hot, sure, but if you want a milkshake, you are free to order a milkshake, you don’t have to have them put a shot of espresso in your milkshake so you do not have to be an adult ordering a milkshake.

I’ll agree in the opposite direction: unearned runs scored on a fielding error by the pitcher should count as earned runs because it’s still a part of the pitcher’s overall performance of pitching.

COUNTER-POINT: Fucking with the destitute for laughs is a particular sick sort of sociopathy and two years in prison is too little for this douchenozzle. Fuck him and fuck internet culture.

Well, as a Mets fan, I will simply say... you aren’t a major LEAGUE starting pitcher, Harv. Sorry, brother. Injuries aren’t fair but reality is reality. You wanna be a starting pitcher, you’re gonna have to go to AAA or the Long Island Ducks.

“Geico ad with an actual budget” is what passes for awesome now? Heavens, Trump is lowering the bar goddamned everywhere.

I had never in my life heard of putting mayo on a hot dog. This is actually done? Like, I know children put ketchup on hot dogs, it happens all the time, but just like diapering, we all grow out of putting ketchup on hot dogs around the age of two unless we’re creepy sex perverts. Still, it HAPPENS.

Well. Marlins Man did something interesting. Was that the sixth seal or the seventh?

When you can make Uwe Boll the default good guy in your beef, you have utterly fucked up as a human being.