Baseball allowing two large market teams to be owned by groups without the financial resources to field large market teams, in the Mets and the Marlins, is part of this collusion.

I grew up an hour east of Syracuse, have a degree from Syracuse and have no idea how you could look at Syracuse’s body of work and see them worthy of making a post-season.

Is Tiger coming back to be good enough to contend in minor tournaments but not good enough to roll with the big boys on the regular somehow even worse than either him being total garbage or returning to his old form?

Dirty plays by white high school players on players of colour should be officially called “Duke Scholarships”.

Make them waxed women and you’re describing most reality television. People dig sensationalism that is serialized and operates with room for a wink to wonder how much of it is real and how much is fake. If you don’t like pro wrestling, that’s your personal prerogative but... there’s a lot of other really successful…

Make them waxed women and you’re describing most reality television. People dig sensationalism that is serialized and operates with room for a wink to wonder how much of it is real and how much is fake. If you don’t like pro wrestling, that’s your personal prerogative but... there’s a lot of other really successful…

The corner infielders that have gone for peanuts while the Mets are still hoping to run first-base with the corpse of Adrian Gonzalez, a pack of spearmint gum and a dream... this is going to be an especially bad year to be a Mets fan. Yikes.

The weird thing about e-sports league team names is that they are always bad (the Dallas Fuel? Jesusing Christ) but they are always still not as bad as Major League Soccer team names.

I think that it might actually be a competition between front offices, who can ask the most fucked up question and get press for it? They probably bet cars on it or something.

Baseball, I want to love you but you are crawling with corny ass Jesus freaks at best and hate-mongers like Daniel Murphy and Tim Tebow more of the time. Jesusing Christ, you know make it hard sometimes.

The rise of an indie promotion always makes one wonder, at what point will someone in there try to make it “the next WCW” instead of a really big indie and screw the whole deal up again.

I would write a similar story about the death of football at Syracuse but it would be “blue chippers don’t play in the Northeast anymore” and that’d be it.

My anxiety triggers are generally about getting judged by strangers... updating my resume, making phone calls about student loans or health coverage... I melt the fuck down.

What do we mix their whiskey with to get a “Napster” cocktail?

As an official Human With A Vowel On The End Of His Last Name I will decree, yes, canned red sauce is fine as long as it a GOOD canned red sauce and not like Dollar General Tomato Sludge.

Sort of like NFL owners coming together, with armed forces sponsors, to wave flags and to tell black men to not stand up against civil rights abuses, yeah?

Not being able to act is hardly a disqualifier from professional wrestling, historically.

Boy oh boy, the professionals sure have convenient opinions about how “amateurism” is supposed to work, huh?

Pretending that someone technically being legally cleared of an action means you didn’t actually do it, that is some old school 1996-level 28.8 trolling.

If Syracuse somehow counts as Power Five still, I have to imagine that any Wyoming graduating class could field a team better than my Orange who should honestly just shutter the football program. *sigh*