And whatever thin excuses we had left to not burn down the entire concept of major college sports, salt the field where it stood and then piss on said field finally died that day.

Hey, I was one of the emcees of that show. That’s rad.

People who prefer either to Baja Fresh clearly have never been to Baja Fresh. Not “great” like a standalone restaurant but surprisingly “pretty good” for a fast-casual chain.

If white-nationalist fascism is what passes for “populism” these fucking goddamned days, I am reluctantly glad that the money bastards are the ones actually in charge over in that goddamned madhouse that is the American right-wing.

My GUESS is that they’re gonna soften Polaris’ heel turn and it turns out she saved everyone other than Rory Campbell before it crashed, leaving only him to die and then... he doesn’t and finally gets retro-fit into something more like his comic-book Ahab character.

It’s too early to say “failure” for Dom Smith but... all trend points suggest his power was a Vegas mirage. So. I’m fer it, I’m not agin it.

Watching everyone be pathetically fearful during the off-season has made EVERYONE feel like a Mets fan. You know my pain now. You know my pain.

When this piece of shit is 35. he’s running for president.

To full-time top-tier sports people, wherever the stadium is, that’s downtown.

When one can afford it, train is the only civilized way to go!

The sad truth is, though, people want violence they can bet on.

Haven’t our veterans suffered enough, now you want them to have to deal with LinkedIn too? Why not just get them all PlentyOfFish profiles too, just double down on the existential horror?

I would hire a private show from Radiohead and hire Coldplay to watch them while I scream at Coldplay “YOU ARE NOT DOING THIS. STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE DOING THIS. YOU ARE DOING A LESS ANNOYING VERSION OF U2. BE MORE LIKE THESE GUYS!”

Only Tuvok could mediate for Toroc, if you think about it logically.

Counter-point: Andrew Zimmern looks EXACTLY like a goomba from the Super Mario Brothers live-action movie. Now that you have seen, you cannot unsee.

Look, I hate Seth MacFarlane’s singing career too but if he puts all his time into singing and making Star Trek The Next Generation fan-fiction, he’ll stop making really shitty movies and the least funny animated shows ever.

I think my LOLMets are worse right now, though, while the Marlins are trading away foundational players for thumb-tacks and salary relief, my Mets are signing B-level relievers on the cheap. Blaaaaah.

I miss back when Adams was more Marmaduke, less David Duke.

The people who do the work of the media lean liberal, the people who own the media because their grandfathers owned it before them lean hard right.

Now it is simply The LA Weekly of Anaheim.