“Terrible”. Terrible is a kind of hot dog, sure.

They were all astonishingly poorly written and directed but the fact that there were a lot more practical elements did make some of the acting and some of the effects less bad, yeah.

Papa John’s is both terrible and maybe the least terrible chain pizza. All chain pizza is terrible, though, it is one of those Things.

Usually when Papa Johns humiliates someone in public, it is just the fecal urgency.

We may have to send a servicewoman or serviceman into defensive war, no matter how much we try to avoid it, to get injured in service of our country’s defense.

The extent to which These Fuckers can’t say “hey, here’s a cool thing a woman is doing” without commenting on their looks is not surprising but goddamned disappointing nonetheless.

Tommy Wiseau always gets into trouble.

Next you’ll be telling me I’m not gonna be able to flip all these tulip bulbs for the real money in Beanie Babies.

Counter-point to both points: maybe e-sports are equally valid to physical sports and both are largely a waste of time. Have fun playing soccer with your friends, have fun playing Call of Duty in your house but making a huge Thing out of organized either sucks the joy out of it.

I like some of Ballinger’s stuff but going on youtube and seeing a vlog by her reacting to it titled “I’m Not Ready To Talk About It Yet”... and the vlog was listed as like 11 minutes long... there is something very very very unselfaware about the youtube vloggysphere.

The movies will absolutely ignore the teevee shows... but... I will say, it seems like the SHIELD writers do as much as they can to research what the movies are doing so they can skew close enough.

The poor kids that will miss out on being emotionally scarred by that robot.

Nothing like The New Boss announcing he has no fucking idea what the fuck he’s doing by starting off with a word-salad of synergy-edgecase-disrupt bullshit.

Can’t they just, uh, quietly ban the kid for cheating instead of publicly suing a child?

The only theatre hack I need is biting the tips off my Twizzler and using it as a soda straw. The whole point of going to the movies is a shared experience with random strangers sitting in awe in the dark, not min-maxing the experience for your elite experience like a tech-douche, absolutely.

American soccer: damning itself with faint praise since... whatever year your hipster neighbor who calls you a racist for finding a crushingly boring sport boring was born.

Let’s lay it right out there. This is not the only situation in pro football where they are trying to run really shitty white QBs out there over competent-but-not-spectacular African American QBs.

Write-in: Tebow. Because Tebow.

Not to blow smoke up your ass, man, but seriously. This is your best. Maybe not death to football but death to the NFL for sure.

While they are all deserving horrors, Cincinnati wins for me on the logic that not only were they getting conned, they were getting conned for a soccer team. That’s like getting a grand-theft-auto sentence for stealing a Yugo.