Every joke in a MacFarlane thing is an easy first draft joke. That’s why its all so terrible and why he’s able to make so many things.

Oh man, the days when the cartoonish super villains were just cool dudes pretending to be cartoonish super villains to make us smile. Rest well, king of the heels.

Right? I’m old enough to have never heard a song by Chainsmokers in passing, knowing that they are both probably terrible and also that I would have to go out of my way specifically to hear such a thing.

Could also be terrible lighting. Decent make-up can look awful if it’s not lit correctly.

As long as they have enough celebrities to convince kids off the turnip truck that Scientology can make them famous, they will always thrive in Los Angeles at least.

Trump is, unfortunately illegitimately, the government right now. His people calling to silence a journalist is EXACTLY a First Amendment violation.

No good players want to play college football in the Northeast for the foreseeable future and I’m not sure what could ever change this. I say this as an SU alum who just watched his team lose to a garbage directional (Rutgers did too!): just end it.

The 2017 Mets: A Rodeo Of Shame.

His nipe-nipes should be two little power-up mushrooms and you know it.

Do you know how long I thought this guy’s last name was Cartman? YEARS. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with my ears but it’s true.

Tainted by Shmorky involvement. Just saying.

Visionary casting.

The fade-out is the “I don’t know, someone gets killed, maybe shot or something” ending to a novel or a movie of music.

It’s been like two years it was sadly obvious that he was never going to play a meaningful game of baseball again. Shameful but reflective of the incompetent ownership that his remaining legacy will be allowing the Wilpons to pretend that his 20 mil is still on the salary books when really, after insurance, it’s only…

The ludicrious downs-and-further-downs of being a Met fan prepared me for my adulthood as a Democrat.

The controversy is still a win, however, insofar as it made people aware there’s a thing called the NWHL.

It’s almost like the Mets ownership are bankrupted assholes who will do anything promote the organizational denial that allows them to not pay for better doctors and trainers.

If you guys want the corpse of Curtis Granderson to fill in, just take on the debt.

Good Lord, the murderer even has the goddamn fascist-sweep hairdo.

My Syracuse Orange are really really trying to take that title from you guys.