The Wilpons know a guy who can get ‘em 30% interest on that four mil.

Now what will we do with their celebrity portmanteau “Chranna Fartt”?

Why am I rooting for this to be explicitly linked into the Marvel Secret Wars retcon bundle? Because the Earth is burning down now and I just want to see interesting things before I go.

Now who will sponsor all the podcasts and youtube channels? Squarespace can’t cover literally everything.

In the end, I think, there’s something different about the American sporting mentality that’s gonna hold back MLS for at least generations and it’s simple.

For all people talk about the need for relegation in an American Human Pong League, I think the centralized ownership is even more of the problem. For whatever reason, in American team sports, every time they try the centralized model, it doesn’t work and... yeah, as you said, there aren’t a couple of crazy owners…

eSports understood that they needed to put up an image on par with “real” sports to be accepted as such so they are working on being as corrupt as boxing.

I saw the Syracuse logo and asked myself “...Syracuse still has a Division One team?” I am a Syracuse alum. I live 75 miles from Syracuse.

When “It has been terrible but who knows, it might get better?” is the best thing your team’s star can say about your team... man, that’s the Knicks all right.

I dunno. Duda was the Mets second-best hitter this year, after Conforto. Reed was the best reliever left standing after injuries and burnouts. I get what you’re saying but I think it’s a bit more complex than that.

Duda was their second best bat this season. Only Conforto was better. Going into the season, maybe he wasn’t but... while OPS is not a complete measure of a player, it is not a stat that often lies, especially when you play your home games in a pitcher-friendly park like Citi.

Trying to hold onto Bruce might be a good thing to do for the Mets, if they honestly think they’re gonna contend next year, having given up Duda’s power because...

The fake president’s fake administration is like an experiment in famously terrible human beings trying to find unsung fucking monsters and bring them to the fore.

Mustard. Diced onions if you’re feeling really fancy. That’s it.

Assholes dumb and hateful enough to want to believe in a Great White Hope are the most easily fleeced marks, suckers and rubes in the entire history of man and... holy shit, does America have a lot of those marks, suckers and rubes.

The buried lede here... Smashmouth are big fuhbaw fans but haven’t released “Hey Man, You’re An All-Pro” yet.

Defending a game that revels in sexually humiliating women is a hill no one should run off to die on.

The less of the “Yelly Guy Pretends To Be Apocalyptically Mad About Things In Video Games That Actually Only Mildly Annoy Him” genre on the youtubes, the better, I say.

The extent to which the Mets fanbase hated Duda for being really really good but not an All-Star will forever mystify me. Vaya con dios, Duda, really really good is still a wonderful thing.

Calling him “the president” reinforces their narrative and normalizes their agenda. Look, he clearly has all the powers of the presidency but that doesn’t make him the president, nor does a poorly attended rich people’s party in D.C. in January.