“Hey Towahmy, says here the Pats signed some... White... guy.”

“Twerk” as a dogwhistle of both racism AND Millenial bashing, that’s a hell of a thing.

I assume this is satire but the delusion level of Yankees fans is so high, I can’t tell anymore.

He’s a multimillionaire physically-fit 30 year old with the money for all the training staffs and nutritionists raking off non-prospect teenage org-fillers living off ramen noodles and hope. No big mystery.

This astonishing confluence of idiocy, terrible cops, racism and MERICAN FUHBALL PEOPLE MAKIN MORAL STANDS is brought to you by “2017 In The Bad Timeline”. Is a subliterate Kremlin asset stealing 22 million people’s health care just because they hate a black guy? It’s probably 2017 and you’re probably In The Bad…

Not to lightly interject politics but when it is obvious, it’s obvious... pretending things are good by chanting “Trust The Process” then ignoring reality and doing the same with “Make America Great Again”... it scans as the same kind of thing, except one is delusion about a silly thing and one is a delusion to the…

The “Kill The Poor, Use Their Bones as Polo Mallets” bill seems to be going through swimmingly because everyone is either being blackmailed by Putin or wants 22 million people to die because a black guy would have saved them.

Ah, I dunno. Let’s face it, any athlete doing things they shouldn’t be able to do as we understood them a couple of decades ago is probably fair game for at least raising the question. PEDs have been proven to be the answer to that question SO many times in SO many sports that... at this point, it’s fair in any case.

Ah, I dunno. Let’s face it, any athlete doing things they shouldn’t be able to do as we understood them a couple of decades ago is probably fair game for at least raising the question. PEDs have been proven to be the answer to that question SO many times in SO many sports that... at this point, it’s fair in any case.

If Human Pong ever got big in America, could you IMAGINE how the American sports fan would react to relegation? Could you imagine The Knicks getting relegated for being terrible for decades, the idiotic salt on the airwaves and the protests of rich assholes?

Boston sports talk radio feels like something propped up so that “College Football” has some kind of competition for being the worse thing in the history of sports.

People believing themselves completely invincible and untouchable after a period of time with even a modest amount of power, it’s amazing. On the company phone, Jesus Christ.

They think he’s gonna make their girl Famous and... you wave that in front of some people and they don’t care about anything else. Look at any damn reality show for that, to lesser degrees.

One of my exes loved to watch me pee because she thought how men pee is hilarious. Not in a sexual way at all, just because she thought it was funny.

“The Kombucha Defense” sounds like an opening act for, like, Mumford and Sons or possibly Jon Bon Iver.

They’re like 10 games out of the wild card in mid-July. No. I’m the biggest Met fan I know and... no. No. Trade Bruce and Granderson and Reed for whatever prospects and salary relief you can get, find the deepest hole you can to throw Reyes then put a ton of dirt on top, hang on ‘til next year.

Some day, if the right to write such things remains, there will be a helluva book written about the parallels between Trump and Tebow, two skill-less frauds given ten million chances to fail because their scams validated something dark and fucked up in white Christian assholes.

Hate speech as publicity stunt. How... now.

Or, you know, it’s not a glitch, it was always part of the plan but the creators are pretending it wasn’t so as to either create a sense of mystery or continue the themes of the game in a meta-sense.

From the Syracuse logo, I’m assuming the 100 dollars will go to 400 cans of Genessee.