If “Grapefruit Elderflower” isn’t a minor Harry Potter character, we’re all the lesser for it.
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And the fake President just had a meeting at the White House with a Russian official and the only press allowed in was Russian state media.
Sure. But in this situation, it’s fair to say that the FBI is less evil than a Putin-backed idiot surrounded by actual Nazis.
The thing is, a lot of Trump voters know all this and don’t care.
“We have no proof that the sky is blue because our secret panel on what blue really means might not even decide there’s such a thing as blue... or even the sky!”
All they cared about was the racism and sexism, to the point where it rose above self-preservation for these jackals. It was less stupidity in their vote than blinding hate and it’s important to remember this.
The worst are the Bernie dead-enders who are still so butt-hurt that HRC had the temerity to... gasp... know, understand and use the way the DNC nominating process worked to get nominated, they remain in denial that Trump is the puppet of a foreign dictator because they’d rather this than admit HRC is the legit…
Five cups of coffee is supposed to be the max? Really?
...it’s still better than Utica Club.
Speedrunning that points out the ridiculousness of speedrunning is about the last interesting speedrunning left.
The hell that is being a Mets fan teaches us humility, a jaundiced eye to the ineptitude of authority and the power of lowered expectations. We will win gloriously about once a generation and then be a shambling bickering over-analyzed mess the rest of the time.
Dr. Nick Riveria is a more competent doctor than the Mets seem to have. Good. Lord.
Even the only good thing he’s ever done in his life, killing Aaron Hernandez, he did in a shitty stupid way. Wonderful.
They love the “one of the good ones” loophole, these pieces of shit, that’s their out.
A PRIVATE BUSINESS BANNED A GUY FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE, BUT HE WAS A RACIST ASSHOLE SO CONSERVATIVE LITTLE SNOWFLAKES ARE YELLING FIRST AMENDMENT IN A SITUATION WHERE IT DOESN’T APPLY?
Major-college football and men’s basketball need to be burnt to the ground and either discarded or rebuilt from scratch. They are such fucking cons and grifts at this point. At some point, even though we’re highly entertained by them at times, we gotta say: enough.
He’s a 29 year old man with multimilliondollar health and fitness resources occasionally popping a dinger off spindly 18 year olds making a slave’s eage and eating like it, man. Any healthy strong man could do that, if all his time were devoted to it.
No. He’s a 29 year old man with a millionaire’s access to diet and exercise training occasionally getting hits off 18 year old kids who haven’t grown into their frames yet, livin’ off PBJs and the Mickey Ds Dollar Menu. Any healthy strong man who spent all his time on trying to do that could probably do that.
Because shilling outward Christianity as a way to form an economic branding is about as un-Christ-like as you can being without killing children on live television? Jesus went into the moneychanging places Tebow’s building his brand for with an axe and fucked up the place. Jesus told people to fuck the filthy lucre…
Not “outwardly Christian”. “Fucking relentlessly Christian as a form of branding that would make Jesus throw up in His mouth and then turn that vomit into enough vomit for every mouth in fucking Florida”.