I just want this shilling shameless Bible-thumping piece of shit to go the fuck away. He’ll never have major league talent, though I guess he’s in shape enough to hit the occasional dinger off an eighteen-year-old, he doesn’t have the arm to be an NFL quarterback and he’s a deeply sanctimonious piece of shit who’s…

Being a Mets fan is like being a Democrat, it builds character to be completely fucked all the time forever. Build strong bones and muscles, a dark sense of humour and most of all deep deep humility.

“I’m too ill to face up to my lifetime of vicious crimes in court!”

To be fair, there was that one episode about people who fuck big rubber glassy-eyed love dolls. Which is still gross but slightly less gross than middle aged swingers.

Of course his post-playing career still involves baseball.

Look, the trolls are going to pretend that they don’t understand that the doctors and pharmacies are in collusion with the drug companies through direct and indirect advertising, kick-backs, etc.

I came here looking for “WORST. SWEEP. EVER.” hot takes and I was not disappointed. I mean... I WAS disappointed because a bad sweep is a patently ridiculous notion but... I was not disappointed in your disappointing disappointment. It’s meta all the way down, now.

My team’s pretending Jose Reyes can still play baseball, I will cast no stones.

As a Met fan, I’ll tell you, he looks better in CF than the three-years-dead corpse of Curtis Granderson does.

Counter-point: I live between Utica and New York City and understand how much extra effort you would have to give to keep a young rich person around northern New York State.

As a total non-sequitur aside: is carrying hot sauce in purses a racial stereotype or trope or benign common tradition I’ve missed as a white dude? This seems specific but I’ve never run across that one before

White supremacism informs and enables her crazy, is the point. You’re probably right that she’s so crazy that she doesn’t consciously understand, doesn’t let herself understand, that she is a crazy person with a persecution complex so great that she decided to pretend she was part of a legitimately persecuted group.

She wasn’t victimized as much as her bat-shit personal narrative told her that she was, so she used her relative privilege to go identity shopping for someone else’s experience of legit oppression that better fit how put-upon she felt.

Then MAYBE the idea of the bags is okay, if really high-end juice is your thing.

When you can make Stephen A Smith be correct by comparison, you have fucked the fuck up.

There will never be anything more disgusting than “The education is the pay! And also, at BEST, they will be required to take the exact minimum advantage of that education with the easiest classes possible to maximize their practice time, though in most cases, there will be active fraud pretending they actually…

I am not sure what Chris Christie at a buffet has to do with Canadian hoops.

As a Met fan, I WANT to miss that bat but I can’t. He’s an obnoxious bigoted Jesus freak who can’t field his way out of a wet paper bag and I disliked him even when he was doing well on my team.

If this stops you from spending millions on wine, then the terriorists have already won.

Mix some weed in there, call it Stonerfields, sell it in Colorado and on the West Coast, problem solved.