People don’t hate Tebow because he’s a Bible-thumping suck-weasel of a flim-flam man. I mean, it HELPS. It helps that he’s the same kind of churchie con-artist ego-monster that helped get a goddamned game show host fake-elected president. All of this helps.

If we want to taste a thing, why can’t we just taste the actual thing? Why does making another thing kind of taste like that first thing work as a marketing gimmick? What is wrong with us as a species that causes this?

They could, of course, cancel Google Plus and no one would notice.

She is Trump’s post-truth America. It’s okay to be black as long as you’re white!

He can sure make a bland stultifying tepid whitebread dance number the blandest, the stultitudiness, the most tepid and the whitest of breads, that’s for sure.

Denial is a river in whatever the hell state Baylor is in.

Except that these athletes aren’t really going to school and getting an education from those colleges at the value of a normal academic. They’re getting basket weaving degrees and even in those classes, their papers are written for them.

I love Isaac but for the life of me, I can’t understand how speed-running such a game would be any fun. Isn’t the whole point seeing what the seams are in your item synergies in hopes of brute-forcing something like a game break so that you can get wildly overpowered and bulldoze the bosses?

Defending the anti-semitism of the guy who pretends to be afraid of video games is a weird hill to die on, internet. It’s less like we’re through the looking glass and more like we’re in the looking glass and a wealthy 11-year old bully is peeing on it.

Slivo! The official battery acid of Central Europe! Being half-Slovenian, I have definitely ruined my internals more than once on slivo.

Slivo! The official battery acid of Central Europe! Being half-Slovenian, I have definitely ruined my internals more than once on slivo.

Your daily reminder that Julian Assange was on Putin’s payroll through Russia Today as well, proving that the entire Trump campaign operated in violation of The Logan Act and the tainted election needs to be overturned therefore.

Typo in your headline: A “president” is created through a free and fair election that isn’t tampered with by foreign spies.

Squeezing the centre so there’s no ‘middle class’, only giant companies and hobbyists that occasionally luck out, is a sad usual step in a medium’s mainstreaming.

VR as it exists today is really fun for a niche market but generations of technology away from being a mainstream media tool as anything other than a cash-grab fab? 3-D television called and claimed to be surprised REALLY sarcastically.

Major college sports, I think we have to just admit that there’s too much corruption attached to it, they’re too big than to not be cesspools of corruption and need to be torn down and either radically rebuilt or abandoned.

The dirtiest secret of not paying college athletes of all is: the schools consider allowing the athletes their crimes and the cover-ups thereof as part of their remuneration for their performances.

Nah, sadly. The jock sniffers’ “STICK TO SPORTS” chants are part of the numbness that allowed this shit to go down to begin with. Soulless uneducated fuckwits like Bellichek and Brady who never had to learn a damn thing other than football, thinking its just fine and telling people that it is and some motherfuckers…

Brother, we’re gonna beat these fuckers. Some of us are gonna fall and it’s gonna take a long time and it’s gonna be shitty as hell but we’re gonna beat these fuckers. We’re gonna do it if we hang in and fight.

Running a scam to get a soccer team in America is the saddest bottom of the barrel scam of all. You... don’t even wanna send ‘em to jail, it’s just too sad.