Steve Bannon looks like the Emperor from Star Wars lived exclusively off Domino’s Pizza for a year.

People forced, as their job, to watch Thursday Night Football on a regular basis suffer a kind of brain damage where they can no longer process what is decent television and what is cheap-ass union-busting dumptrucks full of garbage.

When a jerk says “Stick to Sports!” they’re saying “I want sports to support my simplistic vision of reality!”

Called my Tea Party bullshit congresswoman, got a polite and unhelpful kid to take down my concerns. Read out the Logan Act at an open mic. We’re doing what we can. We’re getting there.

To think, had they only done the hacking through Vladimir Putin and Russia Today’s Julian Assange, they’d’a gotten away scot-free.

The King Cake baby is not the villain we need but the one that we deserve.

Knowing nothing of NASCAR, is there any real reason for “breaks” in the middle of a race other than television ads? I’m ignorant of this form, really, so I could be wrong but... really?

I would just like to point out the madness of calling something the “San Bernadino International Airport”.

I used to spend a lot of time wondering what it was like to be at the end of an age. Now that I’m there, I want to take it back so desperately that I do in my dreams every night.

Fourteen million? Christ, that’s like... fourteen million per fan!

Even Hitler loved his dog, even China hates golf.

Binding of Isaac. The repetition within minor differences every time is soothing as hell.

T... T... Timor takes care of the soccer while the master i... is away.

All that said, though, as a long-suffering Met fan, I will always be happy to see a very good Yankee who was treated like a star just because he was a Yankee taken down a peg. Schadenfreude ain’t much but it’s something.

“How can I teach my players not to grandstand during the meaningless parts of the game... I KNOW, I’ll teach by example! I’ll grandstand during the meaningless parts of the game!”

The shared element is prefabricated mediocrity. Prefab intentional mediocrity in slightly different kinds of white guy guitar rock but equally marketably terrible.

Not being familiar with the current Mario canon, is he always that much shorter than “normal Earth” people? That’s... weird.

I like it but I like the time-travel idea better. Everything went wrong for Mario down the road and Wario is his older self trying to undo the misguided attempts at good deeds that ruined Mario’s life. It... look, it just scans better in a Trump-junta age, y’know?

Here’s the thing: if the Olympics were sane, LA would actually make some sense insofaras, like, at least in terms of existing stadia and whatnot, it’s all already there. It has the venues. It has the hotel capacity. The transportation infrastructure is utterly fucking borked, of course, but that’s with or without the…

At least they can’t steal money for stadiums when no one gives a damn about the sport being played. We still have that, guys.