I honestly think part of the ESPN problem is there are too many actual die-hard sports fans in the organization, not enough journalists who happen to cover sports or television executives who happen to be producing sports television.

The idea of legacy does funny things to people. Like a very minor Shakespeare play.

If you PROMISE to humilate the Palins on the way out, it is worth giving it to you. I say this as an Official American (tm).

To be fair, Utah raptors tend to eschew alcohol.

I choose to believe he’s up in the boarded off floor of a hotel, wearing tissue boxes on his feed, having just binge watched WESTWORLD and is having a freakout. “Dallas is in the WEST part of the WORLD, it all SCANS!”

There is no word for the depths of Schilling disgusting idiocy other than Trumpesque.

The horrors of this election cycle means they get extra time to be jazzed about this, I reckon. Someone should be able to feel something other than fear or numbness. They get until.... next Sunday midnight before they gotta shut the fuck up.

As a Syracuse alum, without reading the list, I am certain there’s at least one Orangeman on this list.

He had a hip hop artist often simply because he’s obsessed with the idea that’s he’s hip. He wants to think he’s with it. He thinks he’s still down with what the kids are down with. It’s that weird media figure gets famous for being more like a common man than most of the media... then because he’s famous isn’t at all…

He’s the ultimate patsy, there to do stupid stuff and absorb the blowback while the actual bosses do absurdly stupid stuff under his cover. For the terrible cynical awful actual needs and duties of a sports commissioner today, he is probably the best there ever was and the best there will ever be. Oh, he’s killing the…

Eddie Vedder was probably the only thing not amazing in WALK HARD so... I just don’t know.

On the other hand, the idea that there’s one person in the world who is doing silly fun things after stumbling into fame and wealth instead of being boring or evil, it feels nice. It probably doesn’t count for much but it’s good to know there’s someone out there doing what everyone thinks they would do if they hit the…

Or, like my Mets, you could go to the World Series one year then suffer a cascade of injuries forcing you to barely squeak into the playoffs then flame out immediately because all your talent is either on the DL or playing compromised. This is the beauty of baseball, this is also its horror.

Honest question: do you think the Trump-created media/political environment emboldened him to lay down this horseshit? This is some Trumpian entitled rich guy horseshit that, of course, entitled rich guys have been always saying behind closed doors but... upfront like this, it seems we have an uptick on his kinda folk…

If the Cubs don’t vote Steve Bartman a playoff bonus share, there is no justice on Earth.

Why doesn’t Trump run for PM of Austrailia instead? Rich white people overdressed to impress being fucking embarassments with no consequences, seems like his scene.

I still say Tuck Everlasting should be about a really really talented drag queen.

As a person living betwixt Utica and Albany, it is important to point out that this is basically Appalachia with less silly accents.

Awaiting comment from the Somewherearizona Scorpionthings’ team faith healer.

As a white people, I have to admit, white people must be stopped. It’s a shitshow and apparently we can’t help ourselves. Jesus Christ, white people.