Syracuse for “good football team”? When did McNabb leave? That was the last year SU was any good.

Major college football in the Northeast can no longer be a thing. I say this as an SU alum, it’s over. No good college football players want to play in the Northeast and I don’t see a vector toward that ever being the case again. Shut it down. Shut Syracuse football down, Rutgers football down, Boston College football…

Also, the randomly generated Wolf Raid being in some ways harder than any of the final levels unless you get really really lucky doesn’t exactly help.

Expecting the only show worse than the Seth MacFarlane messes on television to suddenly be well-written is like expecting Donald Trump to teach a class on how to sensitively use pronouns around a friend who recently came out as trans. Don’t hold your breath, Bill.

The two-headed monster of Christofascistdouchiness that is Harper and Murphy is utterly unrootable. The only thing to root for on a team with that much pure uncut horseshit is syphillis.

Is Adam Silver going to play Egghead in The Batfleck? You know it would be fun.

So, what you’re saying is, plugging your TED talk in here would be gauche? Because... I like gauche.

People from ST. LOUIS responded to statements of fact with RACISM?!

The slow process of admitting that major college football in cold weather cities is happily speeding up. I say this as a Cuse alum who rushed the field the last time SU took a Big East title. It’s over. Pack it in. Switch all your football teams to Division 2 if you’re in the Northeast. No one good will play for you.…

I think straight-up fear of Trump has driven him mad as it probably has for me too. After the Muslims and Mexicans are sent to the camps, the eggheads will be next, y’know.

Another installment in the new absurdist drama “The Wild Card Spots Nobody Wanted”. JESUS.

They’re especially sensitive to hot takes in Cleveland. Fear of setting the river on fire with ‘em.

Some youtube video producers are fine but pointing out that no one should ever know what the hell a Leafy is, that’s star-worthy in and of itself.

The fact that he reflexively uses the word “hella” unironically seems to be punishment enough. That’s like a voodoo curse.

Constant long pauses between short amounts of action are why baseball’s the best sport of all to watch. So much time to noodle around and bullshit. Life is for noodling around and bullshitting, don’t let the bastards tell you any different.

Their war with my Mets to see who can choke away the low-wild-card harder is both fascinating and fucking gut wrenching.

In the Mormon tradition, polygamy isn’t about freedom of people with equal agency, it’s about oppressing women by turning women into cattle saleable through marriage. That’s why this is so utterly different than gay marriage issues.

The only thing interesting about this team is seeing how low the commenters will go with the flooding jokes in this here thread.

“Daniel Murphy turned out to be a better hitter than we thought, are there any other disgusting bigot Christofascist idiots in free agency?”

So this is Sony’s endgame with console video games: using them to push people toward yet another incremental technology change that manufactures planned obsolecence for millions of television sets that work just fine. Lovely.