He probably is but they probably all are and it’s a level playing field so... meh.

A vote for Bernie is a vote to keep SOMETHING other than Donald fucking Trump in the news and therefore, you know how to vote.

As a Syracuse alum, I fear this is part of a conspiracy to remind people that SU fields a football team.

Nachos is low and... I’ve never seen chicken tenders at a ballgame either... but otherwise, we’re pretty close.

#yesmostcops

Of course Trump would get his speechwriters’ retreat classified as a drug rehab for tax purposes. Big orange fascist, sure, but you have to give him that he never misses a trick on a loophole.

The argument “they’re getting paid with an education!” falls apart like cotton candy in a tornado when one admits that the students aren’t allowed to take hard classes and often aren’t even allowed to take classes that actually exist, huh?

I think this April Fools post might’ve gone up a little late.

If you were actually giving them an education, you wouldn’t hamstring that education by making them take basket weaving majors and load them up with tutors and spend so much of their time with travel and practice and such.

I hope Cespedes bought him a VW with the phrase “Herpes The Love Bug” stenciled on the side.

How does a guy with a name like that not have a small role in the Ghostbusters reboot involving a “Who’s On First” telephone miscommunication?

#yesmostcops

Pretending that major college basketball and football coaches are teachers is another one of those collective pretend things that I hate so so so much.

It really is amazing that the Yankees ownership are such disgusting plutocrats that, yeah, arrogant weasley A-Rod is definitely the good guy in comparison. That is where the story stands, I want him to take every one of their dollars while performing well but not well enough to take them anywhere in the playoffs and…

The only thing lacking in that picture is the chin beard he’s still apparently too young to grow.

The key is to add some real actual maple syrup and a touch of cinnamon at the end of however you make your oatmeal. Simple but powerful.

A mostly positive thing about my Central New York spawning grounds! It’s been mostly cult murders and racist village councils, y’know.

So they’re saying a dude taking a steroid pill is “worse” than beating the shit out of your girlfriend. Fuckin’. Disgusting.

Yeah, what the other commentors said, rigging the entire debate structure to try and keep Sanders unknown to the politically casual of America so that Clinton could glide to the nomination on name recognition.

Considering Wasserman has tried every dirty trick this primary season short of hiring newsboys to draw Hitler mustaches on every front page picture of Bernie, I am not surprised she’ll back anyone who gives her money that’s green.