WANTING to choke that smug sanctamonious little douche-canoe for being so goddamned good at baseball while also being a preening insufferable little jackshit is totally understandable. It is only following through on it that is bad, such as only someone so fucking meatheaded he sneezes ground chuck would actually do.…

...there is a hell of a joke about speed-running this video in here, claiming that if you wanted it to run longer, you should learn how to watch it in even less time because that’s how you play it “right”.

Utica Club is like watered down horse urine with rust in it and I say this as an upstate NYer who likes their better Saranac brands. Genny’s still worse. Genny’s like PBR/Iron City bad.

I dunno, I’d see a LOT of entertainment value in a quarterback’s radio always being on, always being barked at by a coach or offensive coordinator. I don’t know if it’d make the game “better” or “worse” but it’d make it more fun to watch. Seeing exactly when the dude freezes up because he’s thinking one thing and…

“Cool” religious person turns out to be the really-messed-up head of a massive long-con when you scratch the surface? NO! THAT NEVER HAPPENS/ISN’T CURRENTLY HAPPENING MULTIPLE PLACES AT ONCE!

That head of the NYPD benevolence society whatever is a perfect 10 in punchability. These guys are almost there but lose half a point for only being personally vile, not being the enforcers of systemic horror.

Anything in wrestling is a work until proven otherwise.

An NFL stadium being regularly used as a high school football field is the kind of mindfuck that Texans probably don’t even realize is batshit fucking crazy.

Man, if you enjoy this, I am glad for you but... I don’t wanna play a game that takes more preparation and study than the LSATs. I’m sure this is a very useful guide to a very complicated game but all in all, it makes me wanna dig out the NES and fire up Dragon Warrior 3.

I briefly read “TMT roadie” as “TMNT roadie” and imagined this jackass lugging amps and bandanas on the “Coming Out Of Our Shells Tour” and... it was more entertaining than SAS has ever been in his entire life.

I’m guessin’... Nightcrawler from the X-Men.

Guy steals content to make money. When banned from said content for reasons other than stealing content, he bitches that he should be given special treatment because he’s been stealing so consistently. INTERNET!

If the Mets starting pitching got hot all at once, they could take out the Dodgers. I doubt it but it’s a non-zero chance.

As a Mets fan, I’ll take just getting to the playoffs. With all the injuries and the ownership unwilling or unable to spend, with the late 00s collapses, if the Mets get into the playoffs this year, ahead of schedule, I’ll take that. Seriously. Anything else would be gravy.

As a Mets fan, it thrills me to see evidence that Collins is just below-average as a manager and not the worst. I mean, I could look at Backman on our own AAA team but this is less depressing.

It is amazing as a Mets fan to watch someone out-botch managing against Collins. Collins is not good but holy God, Williams is somehow worse. I still say our AAA manager Backman could stink either of them out of the room but some Mets fans think he’d be good just because he was around in 86. Sigh.

This is all still an agreed-to-on-all-sides effort to get people to not talk about concussions. I’m not usually Mr. Tin Hat but these assholes deserve and require Tin Hat thinking.

4-5 against Philly, Boston and Miami is a team almost trying to collapse. I hope they don’t but that is a shame of a failure in a playoff push.

You may certainly have Wally Backman if you like. No... really... you can... he is one of the few managers who would be worse than Williams. Try him out!

I’d say it’s more the one-two combo of YC and the Conforto call-up... and Travis getting healthy as the one-two-three... than YC himself but, yeah, he’s been amazing thus far.