it's funny because I'm a White Person with no accent. But I'm not American. I came to the US to intern and then study. All in all, I spent about 2.5 years in the US and picked up the accent very quickly, so whenever I would talk about not being able to work here or not being able to leave the country while changing…

In addition to robbing sweet young girls who've been sexually molested of the thing that helps them recover, there's a lot of neocolonialism in the anti-religious atheism. "Religion" is not just the Catholic Church, or Christianity, or even the 5 major world religions. Religion includes the faiths of different Native…

I know Juror B37. I know her very well, actually.

Ah, allow me to sample this dish of succulent irony — the hippie, free love generation blaming hard-working interns for being too lazy. Needs more hypocritical salt, methinks.

I see working out as being like flossing or taking a multivitamin, you probably should do it because it's good for you, but if you choose not to it's none of my business because you're a god damned adult. People who can't talk about anything other than fitness are also about as interesting as people who can't talk…

I've had an eating disorder for a few years, and I have to totally cut Fitness Nazis out of my life. They make me want to barf— literally. Can't do it. Not worth it. And they have no idea how harmful their words can actually be.

I think that Health Evangelists tend to focus on how great their health kick makes them feel ("omg this juice cleanse gives me sooooooo much energy it's just awesome you should try it because it's the best!") versus the Nazis who use it to put you down ("ugh don't that cookie there's like 18 grams of fat in every bite…

Okay but.. if he looks like this, I think I could make some exceptions. I am shallow and shameless.

If you're not sitting on a super absorbent stack of phone books with pride, you're not a real feminist.

Much shorter than short stories are poems. Much more ambiguous than short stories? Poems. The time it takes to read one poem is shorter than waiting between train stops. Pick up a poetry book from your local library and read books.

Lolita is an elegant, tragic, funny, heart-breaking work of art. I'm pretty sure Nabokov wouldn't have given "closure" the time of day.

Decorative feather handily doubles as quill for signing bills limiting female rights.

You are an excellent mom.

SCENE.

Ken will be in violation of his own sodimy law... What with his own head shoved so far up his own ass.

The tears will not stop coming today...

President Obama calls the Kristen Perry and Sandra Stier, the couple who fought Prop 8:

Fingers crossed that a federal gay marriage act can be passed in my lifetime. Not that I intend to make use of it, but I won't mind spending my declining years crying happy tears over a bunch more gay wedding photos.

All you defenders of the university's decision should just pretend this is a race issue and look at it from a new perspective. What if a black woman disguised herself as white and her disguise wore off one day? Sorry our school has rules against African Americans so you're done here.