But your mother didn't make her statements public, did she? And you still found out about them. So what is avoiding publicly saying this doing, other than ensuring that other people who may have these feelings continue to feel alone?

The problem is, by saying you only feel sympathy for their children and not for these women stuck doing something they regretted, you're ensuring that women will continue to feel ashamed for having these feelings and they won't speak about this frankly to people close to them or anyone else, and will keep these…

I read two entries before I realized who this "Colin" guy was. You and your not-so-secret identities. Now your fast-food porn makes me need to have lunch.

Speaking of nostalgia, anyone remember this????

It has me, too ! And really good craft beer. And pasties.

Shhh. It's ok. We all know I'm your fave. I don't need you to verify. It's just a fact of life.

You're still not getting me to pick sides between you and poppet, Fleff. I wouldn't do it when I was drunk, I'm sure as shit not doing it hungover.

Yes, that was particularly hard to hear. You gave us SO MUCH, man. Why couldn't we give you something back to help you heal this pain? But that's not how it works. You can't make people struggling with those issues "happy." That's the frustrating, heartbreaking part.

Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every…

Finally, the first legitimate chance that Pissing Contest could win Pissing Contest.

I WILL LIVE TO BE A MILLION! UNSTOPPABLE!

Yeah! And then Beyonce can sing about it, all like:

Try it and report back, please and thank you.

Ima scale that Mountain.

"Eh, it's not so big."