Speaking of nostalgia, anyone remember this????

It has me, too ! And really good craft beer. And pasties.

Shhh. It's ok. We all know I'm your fave. I don't need you to verify. It's just a fact of life.

You're still not getting me to pick sides between you and poppet, Fleff. I wouldn't do it when I was drunk, I'm sure as shit not doing it hungover.

Yes, that was particularly hard to hear. You gave us SO MUCH, man. Why couldn't we give you something back to help you heal this pain? But that's not how it works. You can't make people struggling with those issues "happy." That's the frustrating, heartbreaking part.

Ok, so, I watched this entire ordeal go down on Twitter last night. I'm all for holding assholes accountable for shit, but you only included the one tweet where he said "a million apologies." You didn't include the probably hundreds of other tweets he sent throughout the entire night, apologizing to almost every…

Finally, the first legitimate chance that Pissing Contest could win Pissing Contest.

I WILL LIVE TO BE A MILLION! UNSTOPPABLE!

Yeah! And then Beyonce can sing about it, all like:

Try it and report back, please and thank you.

Ima scale that Mountain.

"Eh, it's not so big."

On the other hand, us guys don't have to worry very much about being sexually assaulted...so we've got that goin' for us...which is nice.

No one's slick as Gaston

I love my cats. But I would never take them to a restaurant or bring them shopping with me! I did try to bring my cat into a Waffle House once, but that's because we were moving cross-country and it was cold as fuck outside. Did I throw a fit when they asked me to leave her outside? NO. I put her in the truck,…

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