Makes sense to me, given that this is their new hamburger character:

OH GOD WHY WAS THIS THE FIST THING I SAW WHEN I CLICKED THE LINK???

As she was telling the manager her story, the owner came up to her from behind, put her in an headlock/chokehold with his left arm, and wrapped his right arm around her and stuck his thumb in her mouth. He leaned in and said "That's right, I'm your fucking boss."

Awww, you're adorable!

They taste like hatred capsules.

You gave me the idea for this whole article, actually.

I could not even read this whole thing, so strong was my urge to say that Diane looks like the FUCKING GOBLIN KING!

Oh my gad, this guy has had so much butt sex.

If buttsex is so unnatural, then why is poop dick-shaped?

OMG. That just made me laugh so hard I sounded like a braying donkey. That's it: your work here is done. Go home and relax for the rest of the week.

Fine. You didn't get it. It didn't connect with you. There's nothing wrong with that. You certainly are entitled to not particularly like it, then shrug and move on. More power to you.

That has absolutely nothing to do with this in ANY way shape or form. If you can find a way to be offended by something this wonderful, there is something deeply wrong with you. I know we get into the whole "it's not ok to tell someone what they can't be offended by" thing, but no. I'm sorry. Here, you are wrong, and…

I was an odd kid, because I ALWAYS loved seafood, and in particular lobster, which I think I had whole for the first time when I was about five. Also, tentacles never bothered me; I always liked calamari, and knew exactly what it was. I used to shout things like "ARR, TAKE THAT, KRAKEN." I was a weird kid.

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"see, i was just too big for her" ~ every cheated-on dude from this day forth.

Once my MIL found out I'm sure she made an announcement during the peace at church because half the damn town was congratulating me. >:( She's been under strict orders not to put it on the internet though and so far has been really respectful.

I stand by my initial reaction of 'ew'.

Yes, because boys aren't socialized to think they should always want sex. THEY SO ALWAYS WANT IT. And if the point is moot maybe don't bring it up.