Let's party.

The second I read the title I knew people would be snorting it. I'm more interested in adding it to stuff! Like..uh...maybe frosting?

Finally, a chance to get wasted just like the Astronauts do.

I would like to vote for that, also. YOUR PUBLIC DEMANDS THIS, Y'ALL.

I fully expect a Kitchenette Burt and Uber drink-off/review with these when they come out.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkableh

Bats: Chicken of the Cave!

Tell me when it is a pizza ad with a rabbit pelt in a vagina.

I think I can speak for everyone when I ask, "But how does the pizza taste, and do they deliver in thirty minutes or less?"

Girls trip? Let's do itttttt

I know you think the idea is funny, but I bet the owners are going to make hella bank.

Any word on the B'n'B across the street's new advertising campaign? I'm thinking this could make for some excellent people watching.

I was specifically thinking about you when I made all of these jokes.

i want to go to there. we go together??

#desiretoinspire

obviously. It's not going to blow itself, and I will be damned if microphones go unfellated on my watch.

WhatEV, bish: having babies makes me even cooler. It's like my ovaries have superpowers...

"That's my worst nightmare, I cheated on my wife,"

Things Weed Has Made Me Do:

"I will never allow my children (if/when I have them)..."