OMG. That just made me laugh so hard I sounded like a braying donkey. That's it: your work here is done. Go home and relax for the rest of the week.

Fine. You didn't get it. It didn't connect with you. There's nothing wrong with that. You certainly are entitled to not particularly like it, then shrug and move on. More power to you.

That has absolutely nothing to do with this in ANY way shape or form. If you can find a way to be offended by something this wonderful, there is something deeply wrong with you. I know we get into the whole "it's not ok to tell someone what they can't be offended by" thing, but no. I'm sorry. Here, you are wrong, and…

I was an odd kid, because I ALWAYS loved seafood, and in particular lobster, which I think I had whole for the first time when I was about five. Also, tentacles never bothered me; I always liked calamari, and knew exactly what it was. I used to shout things like "ARR, TAKE THAT, KRAKEN." I was a weird kid.

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"see, i was just too big for her" ~ every cheated-on dude from this day forth.

Once my MIL found out I'm sure she made an announcement during the peace at church because half the damn town was congratulating me. >:( She's been under strict orders not to put it on the internet though and so far has been really respectful.

I stand by my initial reaction of 'ew'.

Yes, because boys aren't socialized to think they should always want sex. THEY SO ALWAYS WANT IT. And if the point is moot maybe don't bring it up.

Let's party.

The second I read the title I knew people would be snorting it. I'm more interested in adding it to stuff! Like..uh...maybe frosting?

Finally, a chance to get wasted just like the Astronauts do.

I would like to vote for that, also. YOUR PUBLIC DEMANDS THIS, Y'ALL.

I fully expect a Kitchenette Burt and Uber drink-off/review with these when they come out.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkableh

Bats: Chicken of the Cave!

Tell me when it is a pizza ad with a rabbit pelt in a vagina.

I think I can speak for everyone when I ask, "But how does the pizza taste, and do they deliver in thirty minutes or less?"

Girls trip? Let's do itttttt

I know you think the idea is funny, but I bet the owners are going to make hella bank.