So I've noticed most businesses around where I live have little signs on the doors saying "No guns" right next to the "No shoes, no shirt, no service" sign. I'm wondering why a public restaurant wouldn't prohibit guns. Is that not possible to do in Texas?

His poor wife! "My mouth will not go there you dirty harlot!"

never change cassie

My uterus just spontaneously expelled my IUD. thanks a lot!

Totally understand. It's too bad though because your bump is adorable! :D

I know there are lots of reasons why people wouldn't post about it on facebook but I will admit I am totally that annoying person who chronicled it there. I cried so hard watching my 2013 year in review video because it was mostly peep stuff.

Lies! You are an awesome person!

dammit big bird! You really dropped the ball on your proposal. I demand a do over with ice cream and brownies and jewelry!

but will there be margarita/tequila option?

peanut butter twix are vastly superior to the original IMO.

<3

it's so cute how innocent you are. That sounds pretty fucking awesome to me.

I was hoping you'd say something! And that gif perfectly sums up my attitude towards my pre-parental smugness.

Like a lot of things I think this can be good in moderation. My SIL uses an iPad with her 2 and a half year old daughter and she was able to read and spell words using an app on it by 2. I have a 7 month old that occasionally likes to "draw" on our iPhones but most of the time she can play with a toy phone if she…

"...what does it say about me that after reading that, I think I want to get McGangBanged?"

You are my hero Nymphodora!

Pinkham think about how much more appealing your junk will be slathered in bacon flavored lube. How could anyone resist that?

This is a travesty!

Thanks Uber. I had completely blocked out Kids Cuisine. Those things tasted like total shit. Remember the awful fucking brownies? It was like ash in your mouth.

Did you mean Valium beat Viagra?