Yeah, I'm still totally baffled as to why anyone started giving a shit what he thought in the first place. Who the fuck is this guy? The posters sound so incredibly pathetic.

Gross. I really wish I hadn't read this.

Looks like she fixed it now.

She was 70 and he was 80. Laura got their ages wrong.

Honestly I cannot trust my state to do the right thing anymore. Depends on how we're feeling about the Democrats in 2016 most likely.

Don't remind me...

I HATE this guy!

That is straight up animal abuse. Poor puppy!

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I did prom twice (mine and my husband's) and you didn't miss out on much. The funnest part of prom for me was getting to stay out all night getting drunk and having sex with my boyfriend. I had super strict parents (well mom) and this was the one night I could convince them to not give me a curfew.

Yeah Middle School was fucking awful! It didn't help that I was definitely going through my ugly duckling phase with glasses, braces, and acne. My junior and especially, senior years of high school were great.

I understand doing this in cases when you are still friends or at the very least had an amicable breakup. But why in god's name would you ever want to give someone who was a complete, total asshole to you pleasure ever again??! I mean I guess I get that, technically, you're getting something out of it as well but for…

I enjoy oral but it doesn't get me off. Mr. Haa, on the other hand, would probably go down on me for hours if I let him.

Oh wow. I'm going to be a mom in September and I promise NEVER to do anything even remotely like this. Gross!

That's one of those parenting milestones that I just don't even feel comfortable talking about until I've experienced trying to potty train my kid. Sometimes Mr. Haa and I will catch ourselves (usually smugly) talking about how WE plan on doing things as parents. When in reality, who can really say how it's going to…

No way. People actually, literally, post pictures of their kids' poop?!?! Luckily I don't seem to have those friends but that is fucking disgusting.

I think it's mostly an intense nervousness because I have no idea what I'm in for. I have a little bit of anxiety to begin with. Usually I try to learn all I can about a subject and that helps to relieve my fears. I'm still really early in my pregnancy so I'm holding off on doing too much research just yet. My first…

Thank you. We haven't really begun to look into our birthing options yet but I will keep this in mind.

I think Gawker or one of the other sites posted this story as well and I was surprised about the number of guys that actually admitted they would much rather get a swift kick in the balls than be stuck in labor for 8+ hours. It kind of made me proud.

I'm imagining this guy as the type who thinks he's fucking dying every time he gets the sniffles...