Oh I plan on picking her brain about the whole experience when we finally announce the pregnancy in a couple weeks. I've got 34 weeks to prepare myself but it's still one of the scariest thoughts I'm having about this whole process.

That's not helping to subdue my fears here. I've got lots of time to prepare myself but I'm just afraid I'll be scared no matter what and I know that makes it worse. I'm also paranoid about epidurals because my mom had one with my little brother but when it came time to push she couldn't feel anything so she couldn't…

My mom was in labor for 26 hours with me and I'm terrified I'll be getting some karmic payback. My husbands sister on the other hand had a 6 hour and 4 hour labor with her kids. Im pretty sure I hate her.

Something like this happened to a girl I went to high school with. She said she was one of very few cases to ever been diagnosed. Apparently her dog had bitten her on the nose while they were playing. She ended up needing plastic surgery to give her a new nose and had to use a bunch of skin from her thighs to graft to…

Yep. I was one of the first girls in my class to get a bra (which got me teased) and then after a couple of years EVERYONE had caught up and/or surpassed me in boob department and I got teased for having small breasts. You cannot win. Ever.

I know how you feel. My husband and I have one grandparent left between us (my mother's mom) and she's amazing. I so want her to meet and know my children but at the same time we weren't going to rush such a huge commitment for a few extra years with my grandmother. Ultimately you have to do it when you are ready.…

That sounds so fun. I may have to borrow that idea.

Haha that's funny. My guy friends are always the first to suggest we have a formal theme for NYE or whoever's birthday.

Pinterest is the worst because not only do I have to deal with my engaged friends' wedding shit; I now know what a majority of my single friends are going to do for their hypothetical weddings.

Oooh! I made my own hummus to eat with carrots this week too! It's my new favorite snack.

Ugh, I feel your pain. There are several morons I went to high school with who have liked and reposted this stupid, stupid video. I'm just ignoring for now, but I'm one racist meme away from defriending these assholes. We don't need this amount of stupid in our lives.

I've been pretending he doesn't exist.

The one where she's like "what baby wants, baby gets"? I love that one!

This guy sounds like his problem is he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Can't find the clitoris? I fail to see how having large or small labia minora make it difficult to find the clit. What a loser. If she was so dry she clearly wasn't in to it either.

Don't you know? Vaginas are dangerous!

I'm not sure if this would help you but you could always try writing H a letter, telling her how you feel but then never give it to her. It might do you good to get your feelings off your chest now and then when the time is right you can tell her in person. Otherwise I wish you luck, love can be rough.

Husband's out of town this weekend and my DVR is painfully empty. Anybody got any good documentaries or TV series to suggest on Netflix?

Ooooh... Dude, sorry I got that all wrong. Thanks for catching me up to speed. This is a completely different situation then. First off, what a shitty dream to have. Our minds can be so cruel. Now, I need a little more information if you don't mind. What exactly is holding you back from pursuing a relationship with H?

I was just going to say she looks constipated to me. I'm 5 and a half weeks pregnant and even though I'm not as thin as her I definitely don't have any sort of a bump. I thought I heard you show earlier with a second child but at 6 weeks?! That seems way too early.

I'm so, so sorry. All the positive vibes I can send your way are being sent. I know it will happen for you. One miscarriage doesn't mean it won't happen for you. It will!