“You know me. You know my heart. You know my story,” Biden said. “Ask yourself: Do I look like a radical socialist with a soft spot for rioters? Really?”

It is gloriously apropos that a movie featuring Illyana Rasputin has been stuck in Limbo for years.

A tall friend of mine, fed up with all the “how’s the weather up there?” comments would reply “raining” and spit on them.

He means diversity in opinion about the most important issues of the day. While most African Americans would probably say institutional racism and police brutality are key issues, you don’t have the same solidarity with Latinos. Central Americans might be more concerned about refugees, while Mexican Americans more…

For what it’s worth, the first responses google returned had Rourke weighing 169 (guessing this number was before or well after The Wrestler), Depp at 172 (assuming this is mostly rings and bracelets), and Musk at 205. I have no idea what value any of these numbers bring to the bookmakers, but it was either this or…

Because resources are not infinite, I'd rather they work on something that has a snowball's chance in hell of being good, and studio execs seem pretty dumb and encouraging them to continue doing dumb things discourages them from doing smart things.

I remind people that NPR ‘Morning Edition’ gets a consistent 12x the listeners as Faux News gets viewers on its best day. Cable news show ratings is a contest for world’s tallest midget.

That Buffy show should never have coined the term technopagan. This is where it got us.

I would like...to feed your fingertips...to the wolverines.

Kevin Michael Richardson will inherit the earth.

It sounds unpleasant, but I could really use the $15000.

This response was poetry:

“There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.“—Fellow Colorado hell-raiser Hunter S. Thompson

I’d second that idea, but it would be 17 hours long and the last 3 would be a totally different movie from the first 14.

Or.. here’s a crazy idea. Just make a film of Seveneves. The first sentence is “The moon blew up without warning and for no apparent reason.”

Sally Field was (and is) cute AF.