Deep cut: it’s not Han at all, it’s Thracken Sal-Solo!

I too would fall over myself to vote for The Onion’s Joe Biden.

Nothing is free? I have a whole spindle of old AOL CDs that says otherwise.

Are all these young liberals aware that he already gave it a shot in 88?

Jesus christ, how many times does this guy have to get rejected by his own party before he realizes he’s not going to be president?

As a white person married to a black person, I let her speak on these matters and uncle Tom is the kindest name she has for him.

Yeah I totally agree, the show is funnier when Larry isn’t the biggest asshole. The last few seasons have definitely veered too much into “jerk-ass Homer” territory for my liking.

You don’t apologize for credit. You apologize because it’s the right thing to do. The oft-quoted “you don’t get a cookie for meeting the bare minimum standard of decent behavior” seems apropos here.

This is how you know someone is butthurt.

Democracy is rigged through gerrymandering & voter suppression & people generally being morons in regards to fake news. However, Bernie Sanders lost the primary because 4 million more people voted for Hillary Clinton because they didn’t trust a skeezy old white dude who wouldn’t release his tax returns and panders to…

Sadly I shed one tear and pore a 40 for that geo metro.

I was talking about the human body reconstruction.

And we know this... How?

The scar doesn’t line up with his injuries last time properly, that means not only is he keeping it for cool effect but he had surgery to make it look more like a cool scar. He’s such an MRA-dweeb.

IKR - I was like

Really does anyone else love how she posted “yo girl”? Like Imma appropriate the shit out of these people because I can’t come up with any type of culture or personality of my own, but god forbid I have to live with one of them. What a nasty nasty sorry ass trashy ass hillbilly.

Breanna, thank you for putting this story out with Hepatitis B(ecky)‘s mugshot front and center. I’ve seen too many articles using the nasty bitch’s “cute” instapics and I’ve been calling out the authors. Fuck that noise.

He literally became a Democrat just so he could cash in on resources (resources he never helped raise in his career) and then he and his supporters were aghast when the party didn’t roll out the red carpet.

The entitlement is staggering.

So he’s like that Ratt song - “Round and Round” *smh*

Oh my god! Another fey pansexual alcoholic nonhuman!