Friendly reminder that it is improper to “slap” and “fist” a nazi. Instead, one should “punch” a nazi, for they do not deserve the pleasure of offending everyone..

“the next time you go to the booty bar and have to watch a Caucasian former gymnast climbing the pole that resembles her body, desperately convulsing, trying to make her Little Debbie snack cakes clap off beat, remember, you could have stopped this.”

Anyone wishing to prep for O.K. Connery can watch the MST3K episode on it, where it was called ‘Operation Double 007' - Season 8, Episode 5.

The world need more “Corvette Summer” jokes.

If violence isn’t solving your problem, you’re not using enough.

Every single one of them will explode in a shower of light that flies into the sky and spells out “Fuck Ike Perlmutter”

Nope. Its cool as fuck. Shutting down Nazis is cooler than a young Paul Newman lighting a cigarette with a laser while he’s riding a fucking dinosaur. There is literally nothing cooler and more American than punching Nazis right in their fucking Nazi fascist cunt faces.

Piss off. Nazi apologia deserves only contempt, and what you’re doing is nothing but enabling him and his ilk.

I am puzzled that you dropped Gina Torres’ name in this piece? The Page 6 article states the she and her current beau bonded over the fact that they had both recently ended long marriages.

Those are drop bars and this photo is from winter 2005-2006. Ask me how I know...

ACAB

I aint wasting perfectly good soup on a racist.

We already know what to do if he fucks it up:

Corey: 7 most embarrassing moments in blackness.

Wendy Williams is a trifling ass trick whose own home in in disarray. The end.

They aren’t dumping him for what he did, they’re dumping him because the world found out what they already knew. Remember that.

I would categorize Phil Collins “You Can’t Hurry Love” as “a Pat Boone level travesty”, and Marilyn Manson’s “Sweet Dreams” as ”a yawn”.

Now I heard there was a brand new book.
Padgett wrote so I’ll take a look,
But you don’t care for cover music, do ya?
Buckley’s was great, and Cale’s from Shrek
But all the rest are fucking dreck.
‘Cause every asshole on the Voice sings “Hallelujah.”

Many people always ask me how I was able to get into Harvard as a 16 year old who skipped 3 grades of high school. They think I got in because of my scholarly records, but no the key is the interview.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal…