I am 100% down with Luke’s salty old sea dog look.

I’m a big fan of the theory that The Dark Knight’s Joker is a former soldier, probably someone involved in special forces or covert ops, with combat experience in the Middle East. Consider:

I have proof.

The incest porn joke was hysterical—since the only people these Mortys (Morties?) are Rick and himself. Is it wrong to picture an all Morty orgy after this joke. I can’t unsee it myself.

For Clinton, politics are fundamentally about pragmatism, where strategic concessions and horse-trading with Republicans necessarily means sacrificing ideals for the ultimate good of Getting (Some) Things Done.

There is a great Netflix documentary about her: The Life and Crimes of Doris Payne. She is the sassy gramma we all want, combined with that jewel thief from the movies, combined with the pitcher who no longer has his fastball but refuses to retire.

DORIS!!!! I love her. I don’t care what anyone says. I’m happy she’s still doing well.

Without Secret Service protection, that should be a lot easier. Go nuts.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

I kinda love the naivety of convoluted fan theories. They start by dreaming up a stupid twist that would wreck the whole story—Hot Pie is Azor Ahai! The Wall was actually the ground and Westeros has actually been sideways this whole time!—and support it with all these arcane details that would be impossible to convey…

And presumably the Children of the Forest had more steps to making Others than just “shove some obsidian in there, boom, Others”.

Valyrian steel is lighter, but I don’t know how much lighter, in part because I don’t know how heavy Martin thinks a medieval sword was. (Not very heavy - 2.5-3.5 pounds, with the weight distributed towards your hand so it’s a lot easier to swing around than an equivalent weight hammer [by the way, real would be.…

“Look at these assholes over there. Ordinary fuckin’ people. I hate ‘em. See, an ordinary person spends his life avoiding tense situations. Repo man spends his life getting INTO tense situations.” R.I.P. Harry Dean Stanton

Podrick will defeat the Night’s King with *SPOILERS*

But all the stories are pretty clear that the Night’s King is the 13th Lord Commander. It’s an integral part of the myth since he ruled from the Night Fort and it was a king of Stark and a King Beyond the Wall that teamed up to defeat him.

EXACTLY. It’s like when white ppl want to know “why they can’t say the n-word when _____ can?” No sweetie, the question is “why do you want to say the n-word so bad?” FIX YOUR OWN HOUSE.

This bitch is so stupid. Like. We just gotta say it out loud and be done with it.