There is a reason why Green Room was set in Oregon.

Yes Mr. Caulfield, everyone who isn’t you is a phony.

“I tried to sound deep. I put effort into my writing. I thought it was clever to write some cliche ‘Liberals are fucking up everything!’ diatribe.

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

She’s a clown and I’m drowning slowly
In her deadlights and I’m heading no where.

My largest problem with accepting The Orville for what it is: this show is the reason we can’t get Mockingbird back on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (for now).

We are going to get her on another good show one day.

Stan Lee just experienced another Quickening

I feel like 1987 was right on the edge of too late for this kind of thing. If your franchise wasn’t established by then, it was gonna get rolled by TMNT before it had a chance.

IDW is taking all the 80's cartoons of my youth and turning them into one big well-done extended universe and I am totally on board for it.

Most staffers on the Hill start in their 20s. Dreamers are in their 20s; you can bet they know what’sgoing on.

So he’s saying he should have acted like a man and thought like a woman?

What do you mean ‘WE made a mistake???’

The Van Halen brothers are what broke Van Halen up. Everything else was just a symptom of the problem

The only problem with your theory is that Unchained is the greatest rock song of all time.

Not sure, but I remember other tapes in that pile were Styx’s Pieces Of Eight and The Who’s It’s Hard.

I wasn’t thinking it.

Beckeisha with the cheap hair.

Hachi and Hocus

“So, how about I sue you, @theroot, for inciting and promoting violence against me — the next time I’m attacked?”