Are HAIM really a thing outside of the AV Club? Nobody I know that’s into either Basic People music or Hipster music has ever mentioned them or posted about them. I tried listening to them a few years ago and found them merely okay.

The rules mod is literally the second link in the first paragraph.

Well, I rarely stay for the money shot.

You might want to consider washing your jizz sock, dude.

Kinda like that time when Joker met a newly resurrected Jason Todd and Todd proceeded to beat the shit out of him with a crowbar.

No, Becky.

Prolly more entertaining than looking for images of Winnie the Pooh.

Wicca-wicca-woo! I have just hexed the AV Club. 

Having seen the movie more times than I care to admit over the last 35 years, I’d say DeeDee’s “acting” is slightly better than Joey’s. Neither of them tops Johnny’s “Say hi to Vince!”

That was Joey.

...and the gout. Don’t forget the gout.

It’s kinda funny since “fudd” is used by hardcore 2A “muh self-defense” types as an insult against people who think guns should only be used for hunting and utilitarian purposes.

Marvel killed Frank a few years ago...but he got better.

I have seen an image that suggests that the Cars are just exoskeletons for (d)evolved humans.

I mean, that is an absolute goddamn dumptruck right there...

They don’t build ‘em like that anymore. RIP Uncle Bunky.

Yeah, that was my first thought: “so, it’s Seveneves, but dumb?”

It’s definitely in the Smithee version.

Yes

You forgot to mention his short stint as a pitchman for Energizer batteries in the late 80s.