I’m sure it’s just the one scene, but I will be torrenting this on April 11 just for that one scene.

Yeah, but children want what they want, and if my friends who have kids are any indicator, 70 percent of being a parent is getting the little shits to shut up for five fucking minutes.

And they’ll never figure out how it works, so you won’t ever have to hear from them again!

Now the fedora, on the other hand...

...or even the satisfaction of slamming closed a heavy-duty flip phone. Almost as nice.

I’ve been cooking for almost two decades and I’d say less than half the places I’ve worked in have had functional AC in the kitchen.

That’s good. I’ve worked for a few assholes that wouldn’t care if their cooks passed out from heatstroke in the summer.

Nah, drop a deuce. He’d like that, being a scat-muncher.

Fuckin hell, Lee Atwater’s still alive? Where’s my shotgun?

That’s always been a thing. A shitty thing.

I wouldn’t call it anachronistic, but it’s high tech in a very 90's way.

One just opened near me last month (I’m on the east coast) and now I hear they company might be going under? Better try ‘em out sooner rather than later, I guess.

He did say in an interview when Clone Wars was airing that he didn’t want the job of running LFL and he was happy doing animation. (But that was almost a decade ago.)

Yeah, never underestimate the power of white dudes failing up in Hollywood. They’ll be all right.

That Russ Meyer interview is so gross. Like, the best, funny kind of gross.

Not only Al-TV, but they also got a lot of airplay on Nickelodeon’s mid-80s video show “Nick Rocks”. That’s where I first heard “Don’t Let’s Start” and “Ana Ng”.

I’d like to put Ed Sheeran in shit. Up to his neck. Headfirst.

Fair. Papa Palps wanted Anakin whole and healthy, not crippled in the Vader suit. (Which is why he was interested in Luke).

In ESB/ROTJ, they were working at cross-purposes. Vader wanted Luke to kill the Emperor and be his apprentice, and Papa Palps wanted Luke to kill Vader.

Christ, how many of those goddamn lists were there? One of the story arcs in Vader’s comic had Joacasta Nu (the librarian from AoTC) infiltrating the Jedi Temple ruins in order to find a list of Force-sensitive children. (ETA: I suppose a document that important would have multiple copies in multiple locations...)