He took his comb to heaven, now nobody can borrow it...

That was written by a friend of mine!

I think I had a couple of those. I was pretty obsessed with “boy detective” and “boy’s adventure” novels when I was around 8-12 and I got a lot of other books mixed in with the usual Hardy Boys stuff. Hell, one year I even got a couple of Nancy Drew books for my birthday!

I remember this one from when I was a kid and it made sense to me when I was 9. Maybe they looked in every classroom until they found the money.

If it’s entertaining and done well, yes.

It’s a shame we can’t just throw the whole goddamn state away and start all over again.

She did it, the absolute mad lass!

Women and children.

Those shows (among other TV westerns) were in syndication well into the mid-80s at least. Favreau is 7 years older than me and Filoni’s a year younger. If I remember them, they probably do too.

Most likely, he probably took it from Bo-Katan the last person to hold the Darksaber, who was House Kryze.

It’s a big galaxy. There were only a few thousand Jedi at their peak.

“There is no greater zealot than the converted.”

...and he literally died right before his stepdad (Wedge) showed up.

Boba Fett would disagree.

Because it doesn’t really matter.

I still sing this to myself every once in a while.

Eh. Ever hear of the Black Budget? There’s so much shit going on in our government’s spending that no one can keep track of it. Now, apply that to an entire galaxy with an obviously corrupt head of state who’s pulling the strings on the whole scam.

Well, if said kid happens to be a Force-sensitive, engineering-and-piloting prodigy with unlimited access to a junkyard, yeah.

I noticed that earlier today. I assumed it was my antique laptop choking on kinja & chrome, as it usually does.

Which is funny, ‘cause that was a Beatles cover. But seriously, why are the fucking Jonas Brothers still a fucking thing?