Female elephants.

Did he work for Willie Wonka? I’ve seen that documentary.

Or the acceptable amount of ground-up children and/or the occasional Oompa-Loompa.

You know what would be even better? People not overreacting over a baseless rumor from a guy who’s known to lie about what’s in his movies. And besides, even if is does happen it’ll be a background cameo. What, you think she’s going to face down the whole First Order by herself with a laser sword?

Well, that kinda sucks. (Even though I’d never pay someone else for shit I can download myself.)

Ask your mohel.

I’ve seen some pretty big Orthodox families with more boys than girls, so probably.

Of course the satan-looking aliens are fireproof, duh!

When Millenials were growing up watching Spongebob and Justice League.

Devaronians are near-human, but not human, so probably thicker skulls. (Gotta holt those horns up somehow.) (Although canonically the females are a bit less devil-y looking than the males.)

One could do a lot of laser crime with that. And everyone knows laser crime is the coolest crime.

Are you not? If you say no you’re probably lying. Or dead. Are you dead? You have to tell us if you’re dead.

I’m more than okay with all of that.

Whatever. Karen Gillan is still a snack-and-a-half.

I’m well aware of newsgroups, but the average jackoff down the street wasn’t using one in ‘83. Nerds always gonna be shitty, though.

If the internet had existed in this shape in 1982, it would have been just as much of an entertaining shitshow.

And also that Ford wanted Han to die in ESB.

Yeah, but if he spent his time and money and genius brain on fixing real problems instead of the T-Spheres and fancy leather jackets and punching supervillains the world would probably be better off.

Motherfuckers that ain’t selling no records trying to stay relevant and get some Spotify pennies.

I had that book too! It’s where I first learned of the electric pickle.