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Li'l King Trashmouth
little-king-trashmouth

Yes, eat all of our shorts! Wait, what?

It’s a new droid from Rise Of Skywalker, D-O. It probably would have been everyone’s new favorite thing, except for Baby Yoda.

No, no, no. That’s where the tuning fork goes. For vibrations.

Sgt. Pepper might take a bit of doing...

Not just Jedi. “Youngling” is a generic term for children in the GFFA.

He’s not supposed to be a “hero”.

Bounty hunters in the GFFA are generally not heroes, and are usually on the wrong side of whatever laws on whatever planet they may be on (if that planet actually has laws). Get over it.

I’m kind of hoping they do the same thing with IG-11 that the EU did with IG-88: multiple networked copies (one of which ended up as the core of the second Death Star’s computer, but I digress).

Dogstar would have been a decent mid-level indie rock band if they didn’t have a famous bassist. I remember thinking they were pretty okay.

Ain’t nothing wrong with knowing where your paycheck is. Fuck, it’s either this or shitty blues records for him.

Me. But I plan on torrenting the stuff I want to watch.

I would put both volumes of Vader’s book up as the best post-EU comic so far.

Amusingly enough, the librarian (whose name escapes me at the moment) got a short arc in the Vader comic a couple years ago.

You forgot Almighty Herb in that list of styles.

There are thousands of Julies Brown out there. Time for Julie K. to shine!

There are older Batman and Superman serials which are public domain now, IIRC.

Nope.

Steal it. (and/or don’t whine about spoilers)

Well, there are plenty of books coming out, but the mainstream consensus is “fuck reading, I don’t want homework, put it in the movies”. It’s not like the 90s when all we had was (mediocre) books and comics. Anyway, this is the EU now. And even better, it all counts.

They’re only Draculas if they come from the Dracul region of Transylvania, otherwise they’re just sparkling bloodsuckers (hi Edward!).