They do, but they’re mostly manual labor, and even then still require a bit of post-secondary training. I live near the biggest naval base on the East Coast and the shipyards are always hiring. 

Never attribute to stupidity anything that can be attributed to malice. I’m starting to think it was a hit.

As a matter of fact, I had just watched ANH less than 24 hours before I posted that. Vader orders an Imperial officer to send a distress signal and inform the Senate there were “no survivors”. Nowhere in that 5 seconds of dialogue does anyone mention destroying the Tantive 4. That’s just your headcanon.

It was hit in the midsection near the sensor dish, then boarded. 

Teenagers doing illegal things? Never happens.

I wonder if that was the Tantive 4 or a different blockade runner. Also, nice to see a possible Rebels reference with the Ghost showing up in that armada shot.

When you start with an interdimensional Joker/Batman hybrid (who kinda looks like Judge Death with the serial numbers filed off), it’s all downhill from there. Fuck, the fact that they keep a multiversal threat locked up under the Hall of Justice is not too bright a plan to begin with. But, like you said, it’s comic…

I’d rather see Tiffany Trump finish law school or whateverthefuck it is she’s doing and have a quiet life away from the spotlight.

Coincidentally, I was thinking about rereading Elfquest. I haven’t read any of it since the early 90s.

He is now...

If you have a bidet, but only one washtowel, you really need to rethink your priorities. Hell, I don’t have a bidet, and I have enough towels to only use one for two-three days tops before it goes in the hamper.

Practical makeup and recyled Friends scripts were cheaper than CGI, I imagine.

It’s not a points game. Just because no one said anything at the time doesn’t make it any less bad. 

Just ask the Geico cavemen. 

It’s a damn shame I have to read this on AVClub and not Splinter.

Seriously, she was sexiest Dark Sider since Ventress.

I think they were trying to type out a verbal tic, which usually looks dumb.

Sometimes “Gubmint” but only if you’ve got front teeth.

Hope he’s throwing confetti in God’s eyes right now.

It could have been a older student.