(...and four ugly ones. But we don’t discuss the Basement Children.)

Better question: did the actor/former wrestler Dave Bautista take that stock photo? Because I would really enjoy a column with him eating and documenting his lunches.

Welcome to 21st century fandom. It stinks.

Quality of the movie aside (good/bad/whatever), this was a fucking dumb, pretentious thing to say. It’s been a decade since Iron Man and the Dark Knight trilogy, and 2 decades since the first X-Men movie and still Hollywood people think genre films aren’t “real movies”. FOH with that bullshit.

As it says in the good book, “Let he who is without thirst cast the first stone.” Shoot your shot, Frankie.

You don’t have to deepthroat the boot, y’know.

To be viable, a third party would have to produce a candidate that isn’t a fucking clown. But have fun throwing your vote away.

I can kinda buy that, but if no one else could see Luke on Crait, where did the gunners in the walkers know where to shoot? The gunline was hitting a pretty precise area.

I don’t, and I delight in making fun of those who do.

That’s good, since humans taste like pork...

Paris wore it better.

Lots of them are filthy weebs, and the rest take commissions from filthy weebs ‘cause that’s where the money is.

This looks okay, but where’s my Seveneves movie?

That reversed picture of Blake confused me for a second and I thought it was Mike Ness for some reason.

So is this show coming out before or after the second volume of Fire and Blood, which is supposedly not coming out before Winds of Winter?

Ah yes, Grunt Style. Favored by guys who “would join, but the first time some drill sergeant got in my face I’d hit ‘im!”

Damn, Moose could still get it.

Holy shit, I have’t watched Y&R in nearly 30 years and Victor is still alive?

So, Tiffany?

She’s not (bottle) blonde (yet) so I don’t think he’s interested.