“Conversate” is still a thing and it still annoys the everliving fuck out of me.

I know a lot of people are critical of the Aftermath novels, but they (and Phasma’s book) do a decent job of portraying Hux’s father and give pretty good insight into why Armitage is the way he is.

There’s definitely an IASIP episode to be made from this at the very least.

No, the Aftermath books don’t imply that. They outright state that when Jabba’s sail barge exploded, it partially exposed parts of the Sarlacc, which the Jawas started cutting open and pulling stuff out of. Stuff like Fett’s acid-scrred armor. Fett’s dead. Let it go.

We already know who Poe’s parents are. They’re Rebel pilots and in the Shattered Empire comic book.

Nah, that guy’s still on Tatooine.

Will be? You’re like 5 years too late on that action.

Shit, I’m an atheist and even I like to tell people that in nearly every mythology, the devil is an asshole.

Several years ago, a restaurant I was working at had its’ annual “weird foods dinner”. The main course was an whole-roasted pig head (minus eyes) that we could crack open and scoop the brains out like paté. There were also deep-fried pork anuses that looked like and had the texture of calamari.

That costs money. Money they don’t want to spend.

Cool. I’m probably not gonna have the guts to watch it, but cool.

Think you mean Battle of Endor. Nien Numb wasn’t at Yavin.

Hasbro funds G.I. Joe and Cobra so who knows which side they’re on. Stay woke!

I remember grabbing this off a spinner rack back in the day. It was probably my first introduction to anything LOSH-adjacent and I was instantly hooked. And the Bug ended up being my new favorite character for a while.

It’s pronounced “Moon Kniggit”.

I wanted a Moon King show, and I’m a people.

I’ve got a couple of shovels. We could dig him up. Or, or, we could just beat on Andy Dick with shovels.

He wishes it was as big as a normal person’s thumb.

...and ironically, the song has the same title as a Bikini Kill song.

Fair cop, but my point is he’s never not been a Republican. And his position at the VA is pure cronyism. He’s always been a “Trump guy”. So everyone flipping shit over Ike’s sudden newsworthiness is missing the forest for the trees.