HA! I was watching this last night. On the one hand it’s such a bizarre rendition of Young Americans, on the other hand he’s so into this medley and all the little cheesy dancing, and finally he just stops at the end cuz he’s like “Oooookay, that’s enough!” Delightful through and through.

The Gaga tribute was everything I feared: Messy, off-key, all image and no music, all about her. MEH at best, insulting at worst. Sorry, Bowie. You were a legend and you got an extended Gaga For Intel commercial. You deserved a hell of a lot better.

Kicked out of the strip club for being over the top?

Fun fact: only two of the nine are giant lizards, while the remaining seven are desperately trying to hide their embarrassing former careers as bidet models.

Its only 20 minutes a day to loose weight, or 1-1:30 hours to gain muscle.
Bro-tip, if you want to loose weight while weight lifting then don’t eat 6-8 hours before hitting the iron.
After you hit about %10-18 percent body fat then stop doing the weight loss as it’ll start to interfere with muscle gain.
You can look…

Hey, give him some credit. At least he didn’t shoot the dog.

You got it all wrong, Samer. You start with the most difficult kid to beat up. Not the easiest. Good lord man, I mean is this your first time beating up kids?? Jeez...

We were playing hide and seek and things just really got out of hand.

How many times have I heard THAT when going for a bath.

Maybe the F is supposed to be silent ...?

Yeah I don’t understand that. I realize there’s a lot of diversity in what people are looking for in sexual partners, but saying, “I have no knowledge of female anatomy at all, nor do I care to,” doesn’t seem like a good pick up line anywhere.

Very effective. Just reading the phrase “which hole is the clit??” made my clit climb into my body to hide.

Let’s look at all the silver linings here.

“She called you daddy for 18 years, now it’s our turn.”

He’s really going after that Pity Vote demographic. This poor schmuck needs to be taken for a car ride to the country and let out in a nice field so he can run around as the car heads home without him.

Call me paranoid, but having lived and traveled through various countries I’m going to advance the craaaaaaazy conspiracy theory that public transportation in most of the United Stes is designed to torment and humiliate the poor rather than to actually be useful and reliable.

I couldn’t agree more. I completely believe I am a better human being because I’ve read the Discworld books. They shaped so much of me.

Ahh. Miss Terry Pratchett so much.