At first I misread “Dantian hellscape” as “Dentian hellscape.” Which also works.

“ ... or a banana ...”

Yeah, that was kitschy crap. Here’s a proper Bowie medley.

This clip reminds me of why I don’t watch SNL. It’s great to see Larry David, but the writing here isn’t even political satire — it’s just high-schoolish and dumb, and it falls flat. So it’s (almost) always been with SNL.

Is this the guy?

Some people apparently had time to take their luggage out ...

My grandfather was a doctor and he had, at one point, a guinea pig guillotine.

Awwww. I hope they went home together and bro-fucked.

The newly minted billionaire made $100 million last year from endorsements last year ...

I dunno, she looks happy to me — & I think I’m a pretty decent reader of cartoon turtles.

Ah yes — font-shaming.

For the sexiest sex music, I think jazz & blues from the 1920’s is the way to go. This, for example: