Came for dicks.. disappointed

More like Cincinnati Dangles, amirite?!?!

If I were producing a comedy show, I’d try to make it funny. I watched the first half-hour, thought that both bits were way too long and way too unfunny, so I went to bed.

This is what infuriates me about Gawker, their whole corporate attitude is that recreational drugs are fun and lighthearted. They even have a drugs sub blog. Anyone remember Jia’s oh so cute article on how to smuggle your drugs onto a plane?

It’s tough to get your concealed weapon out of your fanny pack after 17 beers when your hands are slick with barbecue sauce.

If there is one thing that would have made everyone safer here, it would have been untrained crossfire from amateurs with hero complexes.

And people think I’m horrible.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.

Yeah this would never happen somewhere peaceful, like the Bay Area.

I’ve been offline all day until a few moments ago.

my leg was being run over.

Is this the guy?

I don’t understand her problem, what else would you expect, this is UBER Australia:

Have you noticed Uber does not call drivers..drivers?

AINT MUCH BETTER IN HERE, KID

I think you know. But which is which?

these are some good bears

Pictured: Every single one of my attempts at relaxing on a hammock.

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...