The joys of working at an airline head office - you’re on call to play screaming terrified passenger when there’s a training drill!

Honestly surprised these people don’t get trampled by others pushing for the emergency exits. Although the fact that there’s multiple people with luggage sadly suggests a hive mind mentality.

BRUH, it’s a British Airways jet. David Cameron is disposing of some paperwork.

Some people apparently had time to take their luggage out ...

I think it should be perfectly acceptable to beat the fuck out of/trample anyone grabbing their carry-ons from the overhead bin during an emergency evacuation.

I’m not sure this will be a hull loss

I heard that the fire let people get their cary-ons, but was really impatient and kept tapping its foot.

Plane on fire, emergency exits with inflatable slides open, and folks still take the time to get their carry ons???

Good thing everyone made it out okay. I wonder how fast the fire spread? Some people apparently had time to take their luggage out, so it probably wasn’t too fast.

Considering it was a rejected takeoff, this looks like overheated brakes leading to tires exploding (maybe with some ruptured hydraulic lines feeding the fire)

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what happens when you don’t set your cell phones to airplane mode BEFORE takeoff.

“It is likely I would not have devoted myself to poetry in this world which remains insensitive to it, if poetry were not a morality.”

I love poetry (literally have favorite poems, poets, lines that make me tear up a little, etc) but also I am very very mentally ill. So like much of art, it only makes sense to people who are overdramatic and wrong in the head.

It’s already out.

http://jezebel.com/investigation-…

Taylor Swift at Burning Man:

Tay would only attend BM if she had a hermetically sealed personal biome.

Because half the attendees are just this side of bare-ass naked and almost all of them are high as fuck?

I’m not even an old but I just don’t understand burning man