Speaking as a black man (and for myself, obviously), I completely and immediately understood the point he claimed they were trying to get across by comparing the packing of slave ships to Tetris from just the Twitter screenshot for the article.

My grandfather was a doctor and he had, at one point, a guinea pig guillotine.

The thing about guinea pigs the animals is that scientists really did use them as, well, guinea pigs. My grandfather was a doctor and he had, at one point, a guinea pig guillotine.

The fleas and the livers got ground up, mixed into solutions, and then injected into guinea pigs.

Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Most of them do, too, which is why it’s such a horrible move to throw it out there when they obviously are being low-key. In most (if not all) situations it’s not because they are ashamed of what they do or have done but because they don’t want to deal with the reactions and the way people treat them afterward. I even…

I hope that wall had insurance!

Statutory rape is hard to prosecute, especially when the minor’s parents are fine with it. No one involved would give evidence, no one involved is even upset, so why waste the money trying to prove something like that when it’s just going to fall apart in court, and if you don’t do anything about it, literally no one…

I agree for the most part, but in this case the person in charge of the school seems to be the same that has absolutely no skills in dealing with a crisis.

Yes - if my child’s preschool teacher were fired, I’d want to know why. I think most parents would. You don’t have to go into gritty details, but a simple answer would prob do a lot to calm parents’ minds.

I have mixed feelings about this, as a teacher and parent. First things first- the director handled this the wrong way. Dead wrong.

EARGHH! Hey A-ROD *burp* you FUCKEN’ SUCK! *falls to death*

Well, if the guy doesn’t lean over, A-Rod won’t hear the clever insult, will he?

they come up to my lower chest area - I am 6’4”. But some (drunk) people feel the need to plant their feet on a rung and lean over in the hopes of maybe grabbing a ball or getting a better view.

The last thing running through his head was probably a concrete floor.

That’s the best part of this Southern brand of Christianity—just ask for forgiveness and get baptized again and you’re absolved in the eyes of the Lord and self. It’s how they can be such terrible people and still feel Godly.

It’s a city comprised solely of chain-smoking, playdough humanoids who smoke Marlboro reds and pound Natty Ice.

Since this happened in Philly, contained a shocking twist, and was kind of meandering and boring, I’m going to assume it’s the latest film from M. Night Shyamalan.