Haha, that’s hilarious. You're going to Hell.

I have no idea. I found this on a google search and felt like the luckiest person in the universe.

I just laughed so hard I farted. Then my cat looked at me like she was judging me. But she’s a cat, so she’s probably always judging me

Oh, salad! I love you most of all.

Ok, I’d pay to see that. Just take it outta my taxes.

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

poor baby :(((

That baby’s face is all “WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” which is precisely my reaction to Trump. Like, at first Trump’s campaign was kind of funny, but it’s getting a little scary now and I’m actually concerned. I mean, “legit questioning the sanity of a large portion of America”-level concerned.

The newly minted billionaire made $100 million last year from endorsements last year ...

“I believe in equality and all those things, but....”

When you come from a position of privilege, being treated like everyone else seems like persecution.

This is the greatest drunk of all time: in mere moments goes from:

Thank you for using the story of a woman’s horrifying rape and murder to make a far-flung snarky comparison so you can insult some internet commenters you don’t like.

I dunno, she looks happy to me — & I think I’m a pretty decent reader of cartoon turtles.

Ah yes — font-shaming.

• “I did not mean that Conservatives are generally stupid; I meant, that stupid persons are generally Conservative. I believe that to be so obvious and undeniable a fact that I hardly think any hon. Gentleman will question it.” John Stuart Mill, 1866.
  

Is he trolling Mia?