A salesperson once told me, “The two things most women are wearing in the wrong size are bras and shoes. Find a professional and only buy things that fit at your price range.”

The answer is: It depends.

I’m pretty poor, but I received a pair of black Louboutin boots as a gift last year. They are magnificent and beautiful and the most uncomfortable fucking shoes I’ve ever owned. The mostly stay in their box, looking pretty, save for occasions when I want to make someone asshole jealous.

Maybe they had a falling out when Parker launched her own shoe line.

I get that. But in terms of economic policy that would hopefully remedy some of this Clintonomics bullshit, Sanders is a better fit. And in terms of racial justice he has better rating from Campaign Zero than HRC, and has attracted endorsements from Shaun King and other prominent black activists. IMHO he is a better…

I recently made a comment on a Planned Parenthood FB page, just politely saying I disagreed with their opinion to endorse in the primaries because it was causing infighting. No mention of Bernie Sanders whatsoever. I got called so many rude names from Hillary supporters. Both sides have asshole supporters (because…

Oh, Hillary is down with #OscarsSoWhite? Well, I was kind of on the fence but now I’ll probably vote for her. I guess I might want to know if she liked The Martian before I finalize my decision though. #Issues

I mean, this is a lady who eight years ago was bragging about her support from “hard working Americans, White americans”, so I think it’s fair enough for people to be skeptical that she’s really concerned with diversity. But yeah, Bernie bros! Only 20 year old white dudes have a problem with HRC!

A few days ago, I stumbled across the Berniebro article on the Atlantic. It was a joke article, but basically it painted this rare Bernie supporter as a young white middle class male. And of course, one of the first comments says that the article painted a stereotype and that it “implied that white, middle class,…

Kinkajous are very, very cute:

I can’t help but feel MJ would be honored by that casting choice.

I definitely want this to happen because I feel like Trump would resort to punching Ted Cruz in the face.

Wait, is there a real offer for a one on one Cruz/Trump show?! OMG. If I get this I won’t need anything for my birthday this year.

How the fuck does a “college student” afford all that shit? I think one of those monitors cost what I paid for a semester of room and board...

Presumably because there might still be sane people left alive in the republican wasteland who will find his refusal to participate in a debate based on his personal interactions with a moderator to be an ill omen towards becoming a president expected to deal with foreign leaders.

Yeah, this is basically every single Gawker top comment. A mass shooting happens, and a person just writes “This is terrible!” with no addition to the conversation or any actual fucking thought about the article, and gets 35000 stars.

Yeah, quite a few of these cliches, and yet there are a ton of fellow commentors who think these are fresh. :

“There was people’s tendency to waste time by responding to a national tragedy with “No Words.’”

Next up: I think ketchup tastes bad, so I don’t eat it: a 7000 word glimpse into the human soul.

I’m going to disagree, respectfully. It’s repetitive, doesn’t communicate much, and it’s irritating to look at. Perhaps I’m old?