If you think that there aren’t 45 year old men listening to Green Day and eating hotdogs and ramen, then I envy your optimism about the human condition.
Lisette
lisette
It’s okay, the number one cause of aging is getting older, and we all suffer from that.
Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.
I fucking love the Jurassic franchise but my jaw dropped when I saw Bryce Dallas Howard running faster than a fucking Indominous Rex in four inch pumps. Like wat?
When I have a child, my goal is literally going to be “don’t die.” That is my birth plan. Full stop.
I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…
Like I said, burn it down.
I read that story at work yesterday and had to hide my face so nobody would see that (A) I was crying and (B) I was obviously not working but reading an AMA with Big Bird.
I’ve been having one of those weeks where I feel like at any moment, I’m going to break down and sob hysterically. I am like one bad thing away from completely losing it. I would pay $85 to go to this room and lose it in privacy.
One of my favorite Mall Makeover write-ups so far! I think you look beautiful both before and after, but I definitely miss the freckles in the after!
“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”
With my first I couldn’t stomach the idea of sleep training. I didn’t even feel ready to move him out of our room at three months, which was when we planned to do it. He was and is a terrible sleeper, and has slept through the night maybe 8 times his entire life (he’s almost three now). He slept in our bed for a long…
I think asking an anxious new parent if they “have the guts” to take on a challenging parenting technique is, by definition, being an asshole. The only adequate response to any pediatrician who asks such a thing is, “No. I’m a pussy. Now show me some empirical evidence of what is best for my child.”
Fidelity.
My mother had 3 kids before mommy blogs were a thing, and practiced what we now call co-sleeping and extended nursing bc it just made sense at the time. She got more sleep that way for her full time job she had to go to 2 weeks after giving birth, and was too poor for formula so she used a donated pump and fed us for…
When babies are very small, they are not even capable of manipulating us in that way. I’m not sure at what age they are, but when a baby cries, it has a need, either hunger, cold, wetness, or just a need to be held.
Yes. He is the person who deserves our sympathy here.
Really? I thought people called her out on it all the time...
actually if you bring ME somewhere and give me a coloring book i will also be quiet and well-behaved.