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AND that it’s on an ancient format makes it even better.

They came in like a wrecking ball...

I have been waiting all day. All week, I’ve been waiting for Friday, not for the impending weekend, but for Shade Court.

I’ve always loved this quote from the BBC’s “The Honourable Woman”and I think it fits perfectly here:

*sigh* Sometimes I hate Lindsey Graham with the fire of a thousand suns, but I would really, really like him to be my best friend. We would get drunk and gossip about people and I would try to set him up with my cute neighbor or something.

God, you never think you’re going to agree with Arnold Schwarznegger, but here we are.

Ollie is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

I have seen this before:

She has been pregnant since the fist date

Wish it was a magic mushroom cloud, tbh.

What, I can’t have sex with Ed Miliband AND dig a bunker?

I SWEAR TO GOD KARA, SHADE COURT IS THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME ALIVE TODAY. Bless you.

I like it, it’s my fault.

Harrison Ford, known conservative and LeBeouf associate, made a good portion of his millions from his ability to convincingly punch Nazis. THIS IS A BIPARTISAN ISSUE, PEOPLE.

ALL her lips? How many lips do you suppose she ha-... oh.

You don’t fight for Peter Bishop, you travel across dimensions for him.

Truman? What was wrong with Truman? I thought we liked him for saving Europe but I don’t know what he did domestically.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.