After Congressional Democrats either try to impeach you and fail or don’t try at all because they’re a bunch of cowardly fucks.

I just want
Anybody else
And when I think about you
I punch myself

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

I can’t tell you the number of times I have fallen into bed with someone based on the way they wrote their name on their red solo cup. Actually, yes I can. Zero. It was zero times.

“Get fucked, Hoosier,” said St. Peter to Mike Pence. “Learned that one from Joe Biden.”

Now, with three days remaining until he’s sworn in, he’s doing the same thing. Stop waiting to be reassured. It’s not happening.

Not surprising...left handed people are pretty much better in every measurable way :)

They had to wait for someone to leak it.

Everything I have read about Carrie Fisher since her death has made me love her even more. This is an amazing way to go.

If by living he means stumbling around in stained sweats with circles under my eyes from lack of sleep, while my kidless friends go on a girl’s weekend to Vegas, then absolutely!

Psst. His real name is Maurice. Maurice Pitt. Only some people call him that.

Forgot a couple of White women:

Is it bad that I giggled at your “Abe Vigoda” reference?

That person’s reasoning is nonsense. The director made a judgment call. The goal was to be diverse and avoid outdated stereotypes that are offensive today. So they had one character Asian, another black, and another made from male to female and of Celtic origin.

the White Way of Delight!

Touche. But I think then it would be Leather Settlement.

I’m sorry

RIP america 1776-2016

Also emphases how just as important it is what you DON’T DO WRONG as much as what you do right, despite the media and the voters’ short attention span and high expectations. There’s never a news article that says “President avoids disastrous misstep again today due to ignorance of cultural or historical context,” but…

This tape would be so much better.