I would totally take those links.

My breakups always consisted of me writhing seductively on a bed by myself. What’s the problem with that? Oh but I couldn’t afford champagne, does Rolling Rock count?

I propose a law—if you are a Nazi it’s your fault that you get punched.

More weird ass things have happened in His first week of presidency than in Obamas eight years. It’s exhausting and I’m stress eating like there is not tomorrow...WHICH THERE MAY NOT BE!

Was it an Illinois Nazi? I hate Illinois Nazis.

So apparently there is a nasty norovirus, aka the stomach flu, going around the Midwest where there have been schools shut down because so many students were sick.

Dude’s definitely back off his meds.

Can I just say that I feel like I did when I ran a half-marathon? Protest marches—the new exercise.

Right but didn’t he sport an Irish accent for awhile?

Oh those are the lyrics. It’s hilarious if you’re drunk.

I’m just trying not to scream.

Oh thank god I wasn’t the only one!

Totally scared about that. Both my kids have IEPS but my son’s has a lot accommodations for behavior issues due to his severe anxiety, ADHD, and sensory integration issues. He also has dysgraphia.  

I keep forgetting that he is leaving this week. I’m even going to the March this Saturday and my brain still can’t/won’t remember what is happening Friday.

Mr. NoMartha held an intervention and every time I get a new mug, I have to give one up.

I had a torrid affair with Don Draper last night.

Crap. Sorry I could have sworn he was in it. But he’s definitely in Princess Sofia the first. He plays the rabbit and Tim gunn is the butler.

He’s excellent as Cyborg on Teen Titans. I...need a break from my kids.  

Maybe we need this man...