This was an especially emotional game for players and students of Army and Navy when you consider most of them are going to be killed in a nuclear war soon.

Maybe he shouldn’t wear a skirt that short either if he didn’t want this stuff to happen.

Our Lady of Perpetual Mediocrity and Occasional Yelling

“Jesus, haven’t we faught enough over lifeless bodies?”

Janoris: “Your wife is ugly. Your dad is a murderer.”

did his best to embarrass his ex-coworker

This is the same team that was bitching about the Patriots exploiting the rule book right??

Typical old-ass yinzers “But dat guy keeps dancin’! He’s hurtin’ the team. Cahwer wouldn’t stand for that dat!”

/dying

can you imagine if the word “penetrate” was used?

In difficult times such as these, it’s nice to see Americans go back to the one unifying, unambiguously good past-time that has lasted them for over 240 years: kicking the shit out of the Irish.

Late tomorrow Trump is going to deny he said any of this, and will insist he was never a candidate for President and he’ll call Mike Pence a loser.

No fair. Jerry Jones’ rigor mortis gives him an advantage.

Sorry, mine ended with the sax solo from careless whisper playing, the lights turning down low, and a fog machine starting up...

Kelce: [mutters insult]

Texans love the death penalty.

Update: Tony Romo was also injured on the play.

Next stop, this:

My buddy started Hoyer over Palmer this week. Moments like this are the reason I play fantasy football, so I can kick friends while they’re down and they’re forced to live in shame for a week.

To be fair, 27 of the 68 minutes was Dusty Baker ambling to the mound for his numerous pitching changes at 1/16th speed.